"It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of…

“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans” and “It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you” are coffee sayings that have been printed on several images.

“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on March 22, 2016.

“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on November 24, 2020.

Facebook
Death Wish Coffee Company
March 22, 2016 at 8:51 AM ·
I’ll be needing your coffee today, too.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
It’s called Tuesday
because I need
two cups of coffee
before tolerating
humans.

Twitter
Robin Frazier
@RobinSFrazier
It’s called “Tuesday” because I need 2 cups of coffee to tolerate people in the morning
7:37 AM · May 8, 2018

Twitter
Is it hot in here?
@angrylilbitch
Good morning!
It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate people.
#CoffeeSafety
7:13 AM · Jun 5, 2018

Twitter
George Patton
@ski4me1
It’s called Tuesday because I needed two cups of coffee before tolerating humans!
5:25 AM · Sep 25, 2018

Twitter
Death Wish Coffee Co.
@DeathWishCoffee
Hey Dan, here’s my best Tuesday morning tip for you. It’s called Tuesday because you’ll need at LEAST two cups of coffee before tolerating other humans.
9:17 AM · Oct 2, 2018

Twitter
Joe Connell
@JPConnell1
It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of #coffee before tolerating humans
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
6:14 AM · Nov 20, 2018

Facebook
Coffee and a Good Book
March 17, 2020 ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
It’s called Tuesday
because I need
two cups of coffee
before tolerating
humans.

Twitter
Cʜᴉnamy Sʜrorʇi (He/Him)🔗
@chinmayshrotri
It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans.
9:59 AM · Jun 16, 2020

Twitter
Agnieszka Górecka🇵🇱🇪🇺
@trsgrob
“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans.”
#morningcoffee
1:03 AM · Aug 4, 2020

Facebook
Death Wish Coffee Company
November 24, 2020 at 12:00 PM ·
If you don’t know, now you know.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
It’s called Tuesday
because I need
two cups of coffee
before I can
tolerate you.

Twitter
Joe Connell
@JPConnell1
It’s called Tuesday because I need 2 cups of coffee before tolerating humans
(“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans” is shown on an image.—ed.)
9:26 AM · Dec 1, 2020 from Dunbar, PA

Twitter
Agnieszka Górecka🇵🇱🇪🇺
@trsgrob
“It’s called Tuesday because I need 2 cups of coffee before tolerating humans”
#morningcoffee
2:36 AM · Mar 2, 2021

Facebook
Death Wish Coffee Company
August 17, 2021 at 9:00 AM ·
At LEAST two. Maybe five.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IT’S CALLED TUESDAY
BECAUSE I NEED
TWO CUPS OF
COFFEE BEFORE I
CAN TOLERATE YOU

Twitter
Agnieszka Górecka🇵🇱🇪🇺
@trsgrob
„It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before i can tolerate you”
#morningcoffee
3:05 AM · Sep 14, 2021

Twitter
Kape Hara
@kapehara
It’s called TUESDAY because I need TWO cups of coffee before I can tolerate you.
9:00 PM · Sep 20, 2021

Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
It’s called Tuesday because
I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans.
7:57 AM · Apr 18, 2023