"I'm so poor my only funds are daylight…

Daylight Savings Time is not monetary savings, but there are jokes. “I’m so poor by the end of next month even my daylight savings account will be depleted” was posted on Twitter by Not A PluckedChicken on September 18, 2011. “Yo momma so poor the only savings she got is daylight savings!” was posted on Twitter by Thomas Phinney on November 5, 2011.

“I’m so poor all I have left are daylight savings” was posted on Twitter by 𝖠𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗇 𝖶𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋 on November 13, 2020. “I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on November 29, 2020.

Wikipedia: Daylight saving time
Daylight saving time (DST), also daylight savings time or daylight time (the United States and Canada) and summer time (United Kingdom, European Union, and others), is the practice of advancing clocks during warmer months so that darkness falls later each day according to the clock. The typical implementation of DST is to set clocks forward by one hour in the spring (“spring forward”) and set clocks back by one hour in autumn (“fall back”) to return to standard time. As a result, there is one 23-hour day in late winter or early spring and one 25-hour day in the autumn.

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Not A PluckedChicken
@Stella1070
I’m so poor by the end of next month even my daylight savings account will be depleted.
11:08 AM · Sep 18, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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Thomas Phinney
@phinstur
Yo momma so poor the only savings she got is daylight savings!
8:20 PM · Nov 5, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

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Charley Belcher FOX
@CharleyBelcher
Yo momma’s so poor, she can’t afford daylight savings time. #alwaystopicalhumor
10:17 AM · Mar 11, 2012·Twitter for iPad

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Allison Gamblin
@AltGirlInABus
We’re so poor that daylight savings time was the most interest we’ve earned all year.
11:19 PM · Mar 8, 2015·Hootsuite

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JasonRBNY
@JasonRBNY
I’m so poor the only savings I have is daylight savings
7:04 AM · Nov 1, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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Timothy Bird
@timothybird186
So poor the only savings account is daylight savings and that only pays off in the fall.
1:08 AM · Feb 1, 2017·Twitter for Android

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Aaron Schwabauer
@Rorschachs_Cat
Fun fact: My dad was once so poor that he didn’t even have any daylight savings time.
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8:09 PM · Mar 11, 2017 from Queens, NY·Twitter for iPhone

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𝖠𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗇 𝖶𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋
@Wieneraaron
I’m so poor all I have left are daylight savings.
12:25 AM · Nov 13, 2020·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Kielbasa_Crotch_Kid November 29, 2020
I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings.

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Kids and life hacks
@guys_and
I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings.
3:59 AM · Nov 30, 2020·IFTTT