“I’m not fat—I’m insulated”
“I’m not chubby. I’m insulated. And winter’s coming. So I’m prepared” (or “I’m not fat. I’m insulated”) is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.
“I’m not f at; I’m ‘well-insulated” was posted on the newgroup alt.support.crohns-colitis on January 4, 2003. “I’m not fat. I’m well-insulated” was posted on Twitter by Shelley Ryan on February 9, 2009. “RT @zerito Im not fat, Im well insulated” was posted on Twitter by Kata✨ on May 18, 2009.
“I’m not fat, I’m *insulated*” was posted on Twitter by Miss_Cook on November 3, 2009. “Huh?? I’m not FAT…I’m insulated. Huge difference!” was posted on Twitter by Cee Cee on May 20, 2010. “I’m not fat… I’m insulated” was posted on Twitter by Amy Louise on August 14, 2010.
“I’m Not Chubby..I’m Insulated..And Winters Coming..So I’m Prepared…” was posted on Facebook by Working On My Thickness on November 6, 2022. “I’m not chubby. I’m insulated. And winter’s coming. So I’m prepared” (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Big Blue Sass on November 14, 2022. “I’m not chubby. I’m insulated. And winter’s coming. So I’m prepared” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Morecrazystuff on November 27, 2022.
Similar sayings include “I’m not fat—just short for my weight,” “I’m not overweight—I’m undertall,” “I’m not fat—I’m flooded,” “I’m not fat—I’m fluffy,” “I’m not fat—I’m just big boned,” “I’m not fat—I’m just easy to see,” “I’m not fat—I’m just so sexy, it overflows,” “I’m not fat—I’m just well-marbled,” “I’m not fat—I’m cultivating mass” and “I’m not fat—my stomach is just in 3D.”
Google Groups: alt.support.crohns-colitis
January Birthdays
Fran
Jan 4, 2003, 8:23:11 PM
(...)
As for waistlines, mine’s been well hidden for years. I’m not f at; I’m ‘well-insulated’ 😊
Googel Groups: alt.support.childfree
OT: NEWS: Doctor sued for telling patient she is fat
Kari
Aug 26, 2005, 12:08:22 AM
stePH wrote:
> I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned.
I’m not fat, I’m just well-insulated. 😊
Twitter
Shelley Ryan
@shelleyryan
Replying to @perrybelcher
@perrybelcher Let’s set the record straight. I’m not fat. I’m well-insulated. I’m buoyant. I’m a hugger’s delight. And you can QUOTE me.
11:44 PM · Feb 9, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Kata✨
@ohheyitscat787
RT @zerito Im not fat, Im well insulated
4:03 PM · May 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Miss_Cook
@Miss_Cook
I’m not fat, I’m *insulated*. I should be getting a tax credit for my energy efficiency, bitches!
10:23 PM · Nov 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Cee Cee
@Cee_Ceelicious
Huh?? I’m not FAT…I’m insulated. Huge difference!
5:11 PM · May 20, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Amy Louise
@_AmyBenzo_
I’m not fat… I’m insulated…......hahahaha so screw you skinny people! I’m warm and your cold!
2:45 PM · Aug 14, 2010·Status Shuffle
Twitter
WAP General 🇯🇲
@Incog_negro
I’m not fat…..I’m insulated lmfaooo
1:52 PM · Feb 8, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Jack Ma (josh allen 7-0 v Brian Flores)
@NoFunnyNameHere
I’m not chubby, I’m insulated.
2:05 AM · Jul 8, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Sno❄
@Snoquia
“I’m not fat, I’m insulated”
12:54 AM · Dec 17, 2013·Twitter SMS
Twitter
Grace🌹
@GraceMaitland_
‘I’m not fat I’m insulated’
8:19 AM · May 8, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Jah
@Barg3rBarger
I’m not fat I’m insulated.
7:18 PM · May 6, 2019·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Witch Mom ☕🍷
@AssembledGhost
I’m not chubby, I’m Insulated.
*vibrates gently to emit heat*
12:12 PM · Dec 17, 2020·Twitter Web App
Twitter
X Æ A-1225 🎄
@MisterX2U
I’m not fat, I’m insulated for your cuddling pleasure.
7:09 PM · Jan 4, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
joe bones
@TRAlNSPOTTER
I’m not fat I’m insulated
10:12 PM · Dec 20, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
Working On My Thickness
November 6, 2022 at 10:10 AM ·
Hilarious.. Heavy on the insulation …🤣🥰
IG: workingonmythickness
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I’m Not Chubby..I’m
Insulated..And
Winters Coming..So
I’m Prepared…
Twitter
Big Blue Sass
@BigBlueSass
Good morning! Monday again. And being well insulated makes me harder to kidnap!! 💥
Let’s go be awesome! 💞
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I’m not chubby.
I’m insulated.
And winter’s coming.
So I’m prepared.
8:54 AM · Nov 14, 2022 from Ohio, USA·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
marysvip
@marysvip
I’m not chubby 🙈 I’m insulated 🤣And winter is coming so I’m prepared 🙈😂🤷♀️😉
8:26 AM · Nov 16, 2022 from Flint, Wales·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
Morecrazystuff
November 27, 2022 at 8:00 AM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I’m not chubby.
I’m insulated.
And winter’s coming.
So I’m prepared.