“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut”

“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut” is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. “I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her” is from the romantic comedy film Notting Hill (1999).
 
“I’m just a girl, sitting in front of a salad, asking the salad to satisy her” was posted on Twitter on April 5, 2013. “I’m just a girl. Sitting in front of a salad. Asking it to turn in to a cheeseburger.” was posted on Twitter on July 15, 2014. “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a pizza” was posted on Twitter on April 20, 2015.
 
“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut” was posted on Twitter by Laura Fitzpatrick on June 1, 2016.
     
“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be 3 tacos, 2 margaritas and an order of queso” is a popular variation from August 2016. “I’m just a man, a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable bag at the grocery store” is another “I’m just a—” joke. 
     
     
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Notting Hill (1999)
Quotes
Anna Scott: And don’t forget… I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
 
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Daisy May Pope
@Daisymaypope
I’m just a girl, sitting in front of a salad, asking the salad to satisy her.#Granger&Co.InNottingHill#JuliaRoberts<3

7:56 PM - 5 Apr 2013
     
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Miss Potkin
@MissPotkin
I’m just a girl. Sitting in front of a salad. Asking it to turn in to a cheeseburger.
8:42 AM - 15 Jul 2014
     
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Katie Howard
@KatieWisecracks
I’m just a girl, sitting in front of a salad, asking it to be mozzarella sticks instead.
12:56 PM - 10 Dec 2014
 
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Jenny Becerra
@JennyBecerraa
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a pizza
6:01 PM - 20 Apr 2015
   
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Charis
@charisisforlove
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a pizza
4:41 PM - 23 Sep 2015
 
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Laura Fitzpatrick
@BitzOfFitz
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.
12:40 AM - 1 Jun 2016
   
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Ryka Milo
@rykamilo
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. #strugglereal
5:20 PM - 23 Jul 2016
   
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nicolette
@nayickiii
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.
3:47 PM - 24 Jul 2016 from Paradise, NV
   
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Gracie Powell
@grace_epow
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.
6:42 PM - 25 Jul 2016
 
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Jade Tolbert
@jadelizroper
I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.
2:42 PM - 17 Apr 2017 from Olathe, KS
         
Reader’s Digest
May 4, 2017
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“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake.”
 
Elite Daily
39 Instagram Captions For Donuts That Are The Sprinkles To Your Post
By Tessa Harvey Feb 26 2018
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27. “I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.” — Unknown