"If you breakdance you buy dance"

“If you break it, you bought it” is sometimes called the Pottery Barn rule. This usually doesn’t apply to breakdancing, but there are jokes.

“I don’t care if you are a cop, in my store if you breakdance, you bought dance guy” was posted on Twitter by Shelbeazy-E on August 2, 2013. “You breakdance, you boughtdance” was posted on Twitter by Eugene Bohr on November 15, 2013. “If you breakdance, you boughtdance!” was posted on Twitter by Craig Liggeons on October 20, 2015.

“If you breakdance you buy dance” was posted on Twitter by Mr. Onederful® on March 21, 2014. “In front of a Chinese establishment If you breakdance you buy dance” was posted on Twitter by M.™ on March 30, 2014. “If you breakdance you buy dance” was posted on Twitter by Bob Golen on July 28, 2022.

Wikipedia: Breakdancing
Breakdancing, also called breaking or b-boying/b-girling, is an athletic style of street dance originating from the African American and Puerto Rican communities in the United States. While diverse in the amount of variation available in the dance, breakdancing mainly consists of four kinds of movement: toprock, downrock, power moves and freezes.

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Shelbeazy-E
@rounsav_ILLIN
I don’t care if you are a cop, in my store if you breakdance, you bought dance guy
8:40 AM · Aug 2, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Eugene Bohr
@Eugene_Bohr
You breakdance, you boughtdance.
6:23 PM · Nov 15, 2013·Twitter SMS

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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
If you breakdance you buy dance.
5:20 PM · Mar 21, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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M.™
@boytoy1221
In front of a Chinese establishment If you breakdance you buy dance.
5:52 PM · Mar 30, 2014·Twitter for Android

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Jokester Jokes
@fromJokester
If you breakdance you buy dance. #Jokester
7:01 PM · Mar 30, 2014·Twitter for Android

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Craig Liggeons
@CraigLiggeons
If you breakdance, you boughtdance!
8:45 AM · Oct 20, 2015·Twitter Web Client

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Big Tucson Dad
@BigTucsonDad
If you breakdance you buydance
8:33 PM · Apr 19, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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pastor of muppets
@landolikesmusic
You breakdance, you buy it.
10:29 PM · Nov 16, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Hi ______, I’m Erich
@emfp97
*at dance convention*
Instructor: Hey pal, if you breakdance you buydance
10:02 AM · Apr 17, 2019·Twitter for Android

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Dashiell Driscoll
@dashiell
Replying to @Wiedenhaupt_
You know the rules: You breakdance, you buy it.
6:39 PM · Jul 7, 2019 from West Hollywood, CA·Twitter for iPhone

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Rawdoggish 🐶
@J_DriverIII
If you breakdance, you buy dance.
7:58 PM · Apr 4, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
If you breakdance you buy dance.
11:22 AM · Jul 28, 2022·Twitter Web App