"I skip Black Friday because my hatred of mankind…

“I skip Black Friday because my hatred of mankind outweighs my love for stuff” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people try to avoid the Black Friday shopping crowds.

“I skip Black Friday because my hatred of mankind outweighs my love for stuff” was posted on Twitter by lana trull on November 26, 2011. The saying probably originated on an image (such as this ecard).

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lana trull
@lanabtrull
I skip Black Friday because my hatred of mankind outweighs my love for stuff.
12:49 PM · Nov 26, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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Chris Jones
@son_of_Jones
“I skip black Friday because my hatred for mankind outweighs my love for stuff.”
11:14 PM · Nov 20, 2012· HTC Peep

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Audrey
@AudreyShambles
I skip black friday because my hatred for mankind outweighs my love of stuff #wordsofwisdom
11:30 AM · Nov 21, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Meg Ryan
@MegggyRyan
I skip Black Friday because my hatred for mankind outweighs my love of stuff.
8:44 PM · Nov 21, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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anthonycarranza
@anthonycarranza
I skip Black Friday because my hatred of mankind outweighs my love for stuff.
4:07 PM · Nov 28, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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Miss Kim
@Miss_Kim_H
I skip Black Friday because my hatred of mankind outweighs my love for stuff…
11:42 AM · Nov 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Greg Tater Manuel
@Gregorytater
I skip Black Friday because my hatred of mankind outweighs my love of stuff #BlackFriday
12:03 PM · Nov 29, 2019 from Daytona Beach, FL·Twitter for Android

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PrettyWicked
20 nov 2021
skip Black Friday because my hatred of humans outweighs my love of stuff.

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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
I skip Black Friday because my hatred of mankind outweighs my love of stuff.
8:01 AM · Nov 25, 2022·Twitter for Android