"I need to social distance myself from my…

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many to “socially distance” themselves from others. However, quarantines caused many people to stay at home and get fat.

“I need to social distance myself away from my refrigerator” was posted on Facebook by Leslie Allen on March 9, 2020. “After one day at home I realize I need to start social distancing from my refrigerator…” was posted on Facebook by Steve White on March 18, 2020.

“I think it’s time to start practicing social distancing from my refrigerator” was posted on Twitter by butcher of blaviken on March 19, 2020. “I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator” was posted on Twitter by Wilson on March 20, 2020.

“Flatten your curves…..Social Distance away from the refrigerator” was posted on Twitter by GI♈oneCHY on April 23, 2020. “I need to social distance myself from my refrigerator so I can flatten my curve” was posted on Twitter by Kevin J. Navarro, and also on Facebook by Janet Martin Weber and on Instagram by largo712 on April 24, 2020.

Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.

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Leslie Allen
March 9, 2020 at 6:03 PM ·
I need to social distance myself away from my refrigerator.

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Steve White
March 18, 2020 at 7:00 AM ·
After one day at home I realize I need to start social distancing from my refrigerator…

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Alan Berkson
@berkson0
#ProTip: BEWARE: When working from home, the kitchen is NOT your friend. Practice social distancing from your refrigerator.
#remote #remoteworking #WorkFromHome #WFH
4:49 PM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter Web App

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gawain
@niawag2011
He probably didn’t make it up, but it’s funny when my neighbor says he needs more social distancing from his refrigerator. Every time he says it, I laugh.
7:54 PM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter for Android

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butcher of blaviken
@cozay__
i think it’s time to start practicing social distancing from my refrigerator
9:45 AM · Mar 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Wilson
@bwwjr
I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.
4:09 PM · Mar 20, 2020·Echofon

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Rudy
@Alwayz_A_Lady2
The only thing i need social distancing from is the refrigerator
11:10 PM · Mar 20, 2020·Echofon

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Bad Boy
@JohnnyB3973
I need help social distancing from my refrigerator.
2:20 AM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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jlynn
@lynnxoox
I think I need help social distancing from my refrigerator.
8:44 AM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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👌🏼MAV™ ✈
@petemitchellmav
I need help social distancing from my refrigerator.
3:53 PM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter for Android

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Brian Webb
@br_webb
I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator. It’s getting out of hand.
5:32 PM · Mar 22, 2020 from Vancouver, British Columbia·Twitter for iPhone

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GI♈oneCHY
@_VictoriousONE
“Flatten your curves…..Social Distance away from the refrigerator”
9:19 AM · Apr 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Kevin J. Navarro
@kevinjnavarro
Quote for the day: “I need to social distance myself from my refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.”
10:46 AM · Apr 24, 2020 from Southglenn, CO·Twitter for iPhone

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Janet Martin Weber
April 24, 2020 at 7:14 PM
I need to social distance myself from my refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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largo712
I need to social distance myself from my refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.
April 24, 2020

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Roland
@Phuchu2roland
I need to social distance myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve
12:20 PM · Apr 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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KATHRYN †
@__katiepolo
Quarantine is really starting to get to me. I need to social distance myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.
10:12 PM · Apr 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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More Crazy Stuff
· April 27, 2020 ·
I need to social distance myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve

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DANNI
@TheDanniDunlop
I really need to start social distancing myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve
9:27 PM · Apr 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Keziah Smith
@keziah_smith
I need to social distance myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve #SocialDistancing #FlattenMyCurve
12:56 PM · Apr 28, 2020 from Sri Lanka·Twitter for iPhone

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Eric Chávez
@erchvz
I should really start social distancing myself from the refrigerator. I gotta flatten this curve…
5:37 PM · Apr 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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D.N.S.
@DubaiNameShame
I need to social distance myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve
11:42 AM · Apr 30, 2020·TweetDeck