"I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even…

A jerk chicken joke was posted on Twitter by T Morris (and others) on June 23, 2011:

“I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say, ‘thank you,’ the tosser.”

Similar jokes include “Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t. It shits on the floor,” “I bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn’t happy about it,” ““I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it,” “I made some fish tacos last night. But they just ignored them and swam away” and “Last night I made a lamb curry, but apparently they prefer grass.”

Wikipedia: Jerk (cooking)
Jerk is a style of cooking native to Jamaica, in which meat is dry-rubbed or wet marinated with a hot spice mixture called Jamaican jerk spice.
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The smoky taste of jerked meat is achieved using various cooking methods, including modern wood-burning ovens. The meat is normally chicken or pork, and the main ingredients of the spicy jerk marinade sauce are allspice and Scotch bonnet peppers. Jerk cooking is popular in Caribbean and West Indian communities throughout North America and Western Europe.

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T Morris
@bigstraps
I made some jerk chicken today.
He didn’t even say, “thank you,” the tosser.
4:24 PM · Jun 23, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

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shana g⚡️
@shana_gujral
#jokeoftheday I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say “thank you,” the tosser.
5:16 PM · Jun 23, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

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Mark Haggan
@markhaggan
I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say thank you.
5:36 PM · Jun 23, 2011·TweetDeck

Puns And One Liners
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I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say thank you.

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Bobs Funny Jokes
@BobsFunnyJokes
I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say thank you.
6:45 AM · Aug 3, 2015·Hootsuite

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Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
I made some jerk chicken and rice today. He didn’t even say thank you.
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12:00 AM · Apr 8, 2018·Facebook

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Chad Loder
@chadloder
I made some jerk chicken and rice today.
He didn’t even say thank you.
2:23 AM · Nov 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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punsandoneliners.com
December 6, 2019 ·
I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say thank you.
https://punsandoneliners.com/…/cheesy-one-liners-its-friday/ #Joke #Humour

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E’s 🦂🦂Plaid Yolks
@EricthePiel
I made some jerk chicken today…
He didn’t even thank me!!
6:22 PM · Feb 7, 2020·Twitter for Android

“I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say ‘thank you’!”