“I can’t drink responsibly because responsibilities are why I drink”

“Drink responsibly” is a popular saying.
 
“They say ‘Drink Responsibly’ but my Responsibilities are why I drink” was posted on Twitter by Jerry Albitre on September 14, 2014. “‘Drink responsibly?’ ..shit responsibilities are why I drink…” was posted on Twitter by Queen on February 20, 2016.
   
“I can’t drink responsibly because responsibilities are why I drink” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on October 26, 2017. “People say I should drink responsibly, but responsibilities are why I drink” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on May 11, 2020.
   
Related “drink responsibly” sayings include “I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly,” “Please drink responsibly, but tip recklessly” and
“To me, ‘drink responsibly’ means don’t spill it.”
       
 
Twitter     
Jerry Albitre
@JerryAlbitre
They say “Drink Responsibly” but my Responsibilities are why I drink.
5:29 AM · Sep 14, 2014·TweetCaster for iOS
   
Twitter
Queen
@Indigo_cearra
“Drink responsibly? ” ..shit responsibilities are why I drink… 
8:59 PM · Feb 20, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
JD Butler
@_JBiggs
Drink responsibly? Shit my responsibilities are why I drink
7:03 PM · Mar 4, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Candy is Dandy Liquor is Quicker
@Drunk_73
Drunk responsibly? Shiiiit… responsibilities are why I drink!
#lessthinkmoredrink
2:34 PM · Feb 19, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Kaeleigh McKnight
@kaeleighhhhh
It’s annoying when people say drink responsibly because honestly responsibilities are why I drink
1:00 AM · Jul 29, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
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@quotepico_com
I can’t drink responsibly because responsibilities are why I drink.
6:49 PM · Oct 24, 2017·IFTTT
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wonliners October 26, 2017
I can’t drink responsibly because responsibilities are why I drink.
 
Teitter
/r/OneLiners
@redditoneliners
I can’t drink responsibly because responsibilities are why I drink. #oneliner
12:38 AM · Oct 26, 2017·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Nessa
@FvckenNessa
I can’t drink responsibly because responsibilities are why I drink
3:27 AM · Oct 31, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/BubblesIT May 11, 2020
People say I should drink responsibly, but responsibilities are why I drink