“How many bones are in a human body?”/“Usually, all of them.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question.
“How many bones are in the human foot? All of them” was posted on Twitter by porkypine on March 13, 2013. “How many bones are in your head… all of them - @burnie #RTPodcast” was posted on Twitter by Maurice Vos on June 30, 2014. This joke is from American writer and comedian Burnie Burns on the Rooster Teeth podcast on this date.
“Me: how many bones are in the human body? Danzig: all of them” was posted on Twitter by Mrs. Niles Crane on September 7, 2016. “How many bones are in a human body? Hopefully, all of them” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 1, 2020.
“How many bones are in your hand? A handful” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 19, 2018. “How many bones are in your hand? About a handful” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 26, 2018.
Related jokes include “How many apples grow on a tree?”/“All of them” (cited in print since at least 1976) and “How many stars are in the sky?”/“All of them” (cited in print since at least 1987).
Twitter
courtney wilson
@hoodrich15
theres what !!! how many bones in the body 206!!!
&i have to know all of them !!!whhhhhaaaaaaaaaa lol
9:37 PM · Sep 19, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Mia A. Borgetti
@Mia_spaghetti
How many bones are in the human body. Yeah we have to learn all of them in a week.. #anatomy class #blues
8:37 PM · Jan 18, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
Twitter
porkypine
@Joe_Forks
How many bones are in the human foot? All of them.
12:03 AM · Mar 13, 2013·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Dan Cad
@coachdancad
Q: “How many bones are there in the foot?”
A: “All of them!”
#FlashPhysio
6:32 PM · May 4, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Maurice Vos
@Maurice_V
How many bones are in your head… all of them -
@burnie #RTPodcast
9:43 PM · Jun 30, 2014·TweetDeck
Twitter
ᴮᴱcassie⁷
@psychecmh
“How many bones are in your head?”
“All of them.”
Oh geez Burnie #RTPodcast
9:44 PM · Jun 30, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Pony
@Pony_Farts
“How many bones are in your head?”
“All of them.”
Burnie Burns trying for Best Dad Joke of the Year.
6:42 AM · Jul 11, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Mrs. Niles Crane
@flowers4jessica
(Sobriety test)
Me: how many bones are in the human body?
Danzig: all of them
8:38 AM · Sep 7, 2016 from Pendleton, SC·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
HAIRBYSTEPHANY
@stephmtzxoxo
“Belle how many bones do you hv in your body?”
Belle “I have all of them”
4:19 PM · Sep 14, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Ranpo’s Cactus Cactus
@StrayPuppers
My brother: do you know how many bones are in your hand?
Me: uhhh nope
My brother: a handful
Me:
6:01 PM · Sep 19, 2018·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Andrew Magrini
@AndrewMagrini
How many bones are in your hand?
A handful.
11:17 PM · Sep 22, 2018 from Manhattan, NY·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/zemon-23_bond October 19, 2018
how many bones are in your hand?
A handful
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Natty383 October 26, 2018
How many bones are in your hand?
About a handful
COMMENTS
PM_ME_UR_KNITS
Or, as my dad would say, “All of them.”
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/patty4204 October 1, 2020
How many bones are in a human body?
Hopefully, all of them.
COMMENTS
letsgetrandy
That was pretty humerus.
Twitter
Christopher Madsen
@attherealChris
Q: How many bones are in a human body?
A: Usually, all of them.
2:53 PM · Oct 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone