“How does Darth Vader like his coffee?”/“Black.”
Several Star Wars jokes involve Darth Vader and coffee.
“Q:What kind of sugar does Darth Vader prefer in his coffee? A: Imperial Sugar” was posted on Twitter by nathan_clark on April 8, 2009. “Q:What kind of sugar does Darth Vader prefer in his coffee? A: Imperial Sugar” was posted on Twitter by Videocache on September 24, 2015. (Imperial Sugar is based in Sugar Land, Texas.)
“how do you suppose Darth Vader drinks his coffee? I’m guessing black” was posted on Twitter by Elvis Collins on November 30, 2009. “how does darth vader lioke his coffee == black” was posted on Twitter by charlies tuppen on December 21, 2013. “#DarthVader likes his coffee black… like his heart… and his wardrobe” was posted on Twitter by Hobo Ninja on July 20, 2015. “How does Darth Vader take his coffee? You would think black right? But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 1, 2018.
“darth vader walks into ur work how would he take his coffee?? he likes it on the ‘dark siiiiide’” was posted on Twitter by Alow8111 on June 29, 2010. “How does Darth Vader take his coffee? On the dark side…” was posted on Twitter by Allegiance on August 5, 2013. “How does Darth Vader take his coffee? With just a little cream, so it’s on the dark side” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 5, 2020. “How does Darth Vader like his coffee…On the dark side…” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 12, 2020.
“How does Darth Vader like his coffee? LUKE Warm!” was posted on Twitter by Ninad Chhaya on May 4, 2013. “Corny joke alert: when Darth vader goes to starbucks how does he like his coffee…....Lukewarm” was posted on Twitter by Dat Ex Barista on July 28, 2013. “how does darth vader like his coffee? luke warm” was posted on Twitter by a.j. on March 9, 2017. “How does Darth Vader like his coffee? Lukewarm” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on May 29, 2021.
“I was in Starbucks earlier and thought up the worst joke ever. ‘Where does Darth Vader buy his coffee?’” was posted on Twitter by Brendan on April 17, 2012. “I’m pretty sure Darth Vader gets his coffee from Death StarBucks” was posted on Twitter by Jimmy on May 20, 2013. “Where does Darth Vader get his coffee? The Death Starbucks” was posted on Twitter by Jay Jacobs on February 4, 2016. “My son, 9 yo, just made up this joke: Where does Darth Vader buy his coffee? The Death Starbucks! #brilliant” was posted on Twitter by Angela Buckland on October 3, 2016. “Where does Darth Vader have his coffee? At DeathStar-Bucks” was posted on Twitter by Alwyn Lau on September 1, 2017. (Starbucks is an American multinational chain of coffeehouses,)
Wikipedia: Star Wars
Star Wars is an American epic space-opera media franchise created by George Lucas, which began with the eponymous 1977 film and quickly became a worldwide pop-culture phenomenon. The franchise has been expanded into various films and other media, including television series, video games, novels, comic books, theme park attractions, and themed areas, comprising an all-encompassing fictional universe.
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nathan_clark
@nathan_clark
Q:What kind of sugar does Darth Vader prefer in his coffee?
A: Imperial Sugar
4:10 PM · Apr 8, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Elvis Collins
@elviscollins
how do you suppose Darth Vader drinks his coffee? I’m guessing black… check this out http://bit.ly/8SEUHq (via @bluemilkspecial) #fb
10:49 PM · Nov 30, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Alow8111
@Alow8111
Replying to @kristyfournier
@imjustadreamer hmmmm make u smile?, darth vader walks into ur work how would he take his coffee?? he likes it on the “dark siiiiide” haha?
12:44 AM · Jun 29, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Lori Lens-FitzGerald
@lorilens
Darth Vader likes his coffee like he likes his force: Dark and Delicious… http://bit.ly/eRDzE2
1:59 PM · Dec 13, 2010·TweetDeck
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Margarita Gakis
@margaritagakis
Darth Vader likes his coffee like he likes his force - Dark and Delicious - http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/e732/?cpg=149I
2:45 PM · Dec 13, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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@therressaa
@bigtimerush darth vader likes his coffee on the dark side
10:05 PM · Mar 27, 2011·Twitter SMS
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David Guillette
@DavidEttelliug
@alyankovic How does Darth Vader like his coffee?... On the Darkside..
7:49 PM · Dec 28, 2011·Twitter for Android
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Brendan
@brelson
I was in Starbucks earlier and thought up the worst joke ever. “Where does Darth Vader buy his coffee?”
2:18 PM · Apr 17, 2012·Seesmic
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life’s a blur bot
@lifesablr
“Darth Vader likes his coffee on the dark side”
@chldbrthnggts
4:56 PM · Jul 12, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Mark
@marrkstep
Replying to @s_town
@s_town how does darth vader like his coffee?
a little on the dark side
2:57 AM · Apr 13, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Ninad Chhaya
@NinadChhaya
How does Darth Vader like his coffee?
LUKE Warm!
#Maythe4thbewithyou
1:20 PM · May 4, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Jimmy
@LionInADonut
I’m pretty sure Darth Vader gets his coffee from Death StarBucks.
9:29 AM · May 20, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Dat Ex Barista
@datexbarista
Corny joke alert: when Darth vader goes to starbucks how does he like his coffee…....Lukewarm #IKnowImCorny #DontJudgeMe #Starbucks
9:53 PM · Jul 28, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Allegiance
@allegiancebway
How does Darth Vader take his coffee?
On the dark side… http://fb.me/2lkSgAs0e
2:34 PM · Aug 5, 2013·Facebook
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charlies tuppen champion hornblowers grandchildren
@hedgessdd
how does darth vader lioke his coffee == black
7:52 AM · Dec 21, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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TruffleShuffle.com
@truffleshuffle_
How does Darth Vader like his coffee?
...On the Dark Side! #jokes
@starwars http://ow.ly/JIrXW
7:02 AM · Mar 3, 2015·Hootsuite
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Hobo Ninja
@HoboNinjadotcom
Replying to @goatstory
@goatstory #DarthVader likes his coffee black… like his heart… and his wardrobe
10:52 AM · Jul 20, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Videocache
@videocache
Q:What kind of sugar does Darth Vader prefer in his coffee?
A: Imperial Sugar
1:38 AM · Sep 24, 2015·Test App 123 You got me
Twitter
dijidog
@dijjidog
Why didn’t Darth Vader like his coffee? Because it was lukewarm.
3:22 AM · Feb 1, 2016·Twitter for Android
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Jay Jacobs
@jayisjacobs
Replying to @EmGravee
@EmmaWilson1044 @Swain_Train47
Where does Darth Vader get his coffee
The Death Starbucks
7:20 PM · Feb 4, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Angela Buckland
@angelabuckland
My son, 9 yo, just made up this joke: Where does Darth Vader buy his coffee? The Death Starbucks! #brilliant
10:44 AM · Oct 3, 2016 from Georgia, USA·Twitter for iPhone
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𝕒.𝕛.
@aj_caloccia
how does darth vader like his coffee?
luke warm
9:05 AM · Mar 9, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Alwyn Lau
@alwyn_lau
Where does Darth Vader have his coffee? At DeathStar-Bucks.
7:48 AM · Sep 1, 2017·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/gregallen1989 February 1, 2018
How does Darth Vader take his coffee?
You would think black right? But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
COMMENTS
Nuckchorris159
On the darker side
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/tigertoothdada January 5, 2020
How does Darth Vader take his coffee?
With just a little cream, so it’s on the dark side.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/serendipity_7 May 12, 2020
How does Darth Vader like his coffee…
On the dark side…
Twitter
Barry Tracey
@derrybarry
Replying to @DeathWishCoffee
How does Darth Vader like his coffee…
On the dark side.
2:50 PM · Jun 16, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/propervernacular May 29, 2021
How does Darth Vader like his coffee?
Lukewarm.
COMMENTS
LaMalintzin
On the dark side