“Due to panic purchasing, Walmart has opened a second checkout lane”
Walmart almost never, it seems, opens enough checkout lanes. “Update: Walmart prepares for the beginning of school year rush by opening a second register” was posted on Twitter by BSU Daily Snooze on August 21, 2012. “It was so slammed at Walmart today that they briefly considered opening a second checkout lane” was posted on Twitter by Patrick Mead on December 19, 2016.
“Due to panic purchasing, Walmart has opened a second checkout lane” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on March 11, 2020. The 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak had caused panic purchasing.
“Due to panic buying, Walmart has opened a second register” is another form of the saying.
“Area 51 is where they keep all of the Walmart cashiers” and “Walmart will be closed Christmas Day so both cashiers can be with their families” are other jokes about Walmart cashiers.
Wikipedia: Walmart
Walmart Inc. ( /ˈwɔːlmɑːrt/; formerly Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.) is an American multinational retail corporation that operates a chain of hypermarkets, discount department stores, and grocery stores, headquartered in Bentonville, Arkansas. The company was founded by Sam Walton in 1962 and incorporated on October 31, 1969. It also owns and operates Sam’s Club retail warehouses.
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BSU Daily Snooze
@NewsRedefined
Update: Walmart prepares for the beginning of school year rush by opening a second register.
8:40 PM · Aug 21, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Stephen Swift
@stepheneswift
Reportedly, business at #Walmart is doing so well, management is toying with the possibility of opening a second register…
6:20 PM · Sep 9, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Ralph Seegobin
@Ralph_Seegobin
Walmart could have a thousand people in line, they REFUSE to open a second register…
9:39 PM · Jul 1, 2015 from Ocoee, FL·Twitter for iPhone
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More Cowbell!
@scottatal
#YouKnowSummersOverWhen WalMart opens up a second checkout line.
9:47 AM · Sep 5, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Patrick Mead
@TravelingMead
It was so slammed at Walmart today that they briefly considered opening a second checkout lane.
3:23 PM · Dec 19, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Thomas W. Adams III
@TommyAdams
“Amazon is now worth twice as much as Walmart. In response, Walmart announced they are planning to open a second checkout lane”
@sethmeyers
12:42 AM · Apr 8, 2017 from Kentucky, USA·Twitter for Android
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Dewayne Stancil
@BigMoneyHo
Breaking News: Due to the Governor of NC Declaring a State of Emergency - Walmart is discussing opening a second register
7:39 AM · Sep 1, 2019·Facebook
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Lance Ballance
@Lance_Ballance
Apparently, Walmart is so busy on this #BlackFriday, that they actually had to open a second checkout lane…
1:13 PM · Nov 29, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/joefalco999 March 11, 2020
Due to panic purchasing, Walmart has opened a second checkout lane.
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@dcampbell214
#BREAKING Because of “panic buying”, @Walmart has decided to open a second register #truestory #coronavirus #COVID19
4:20 PM · Mar 11, 2020 from Asheville, NC·Twitter for iPhone
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Christina4#Trump#Maga
@ISF_PA
Due to panic buying, #Walmart has opened a second register. #CoronaVirusUpdate
5:44 PM · Mar 11, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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MC Nugget
@MCNugget616
This pandemic shopping has gotten so bad, @Walmart opened a second checkout lane.
9:12 PM · Mar 11, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Kids and life hacks
@guys_and
Due to panic purchasing, Walmart has opened a second checkout lane.
3:02 AM · Mar 12, 2020·IFTTT