A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 13, 2017
“Diner: Waiter, will my pizza be long? Waiter: No, sir, it will be round.”

A joke about ordering pizza in a restaurant is:

Diner: Waiter, will my pizza be long?
Waiter: No, sir, it will be round.


The joke was posted to the newsgroup alt.smokers.pipes on November 10, 2003.

“Diner: How long will my spaghetti be? Waiter: I don’t know. We never measure it” is a similar joke.


Google Groups: alt.smokers.pipes
Who in the pipe community would you most like to spend some time with?
Mario Persico
11/10/03
(...)
Half the customers never even got the joke. Just like now when after ordering a pizza they always ask: “how long will that be” my reply is “ It won’t, it will be round” Nothing ..crickets, most of the time.. No sense of humor these people. whaaddayagunnado??

Google Books
Let’s Eat in the Funny Zone
By Gary Chmielewski
Chicago, IL: Norwood House Press
2008
Pg. 23:
Tony: “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
Waiter: “No sir, it will be round.”

16 August 2009, Sunday Telegraph (Surry Hills, New South Wales), “Laugh till your face hurts,” pg. 112:
Q I’m in a hurry - will my pizza be long?
A No, it will be round!

Twitter
Fatah‏
@nugrahafatah
Garcon, I am in a hurry, will my pizza be long? No, it will be round.
1:42 PM - 27 Dec 2009

Twitter
Mary‏
@missemmamm
Customer: Waiter, will my pizza be long? Waiter: No sir, it will be round!
7:07 PM - 30 Dec 2009

Google Books
The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes
By James Buffington
Berkeley, CA: Ulysses Press
2010
Pg. 81:
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders pizza. Then he asks his blonde waitress, “Will my pizza be long?”

“No, sir,” the blonde replied. “It will be round.”

Google Books
Food Jokes For Kids 4
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative
2015
Pg. ?:
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round!

Google Books
Roald Dahl:
Whizzpopping Joke Book

By Roald Dahl
London: Puffin Books
2016
Pg. 14:
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No, sir, it will be round!

My Town Tutors
Pizza Jokes: National Pizza Day Jokes
Posted on November 12, 2016
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8. “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Bakeries/Food Stores • Monday, March 13, 2017 • Permalink