“Depresso: When you’ve run out of coffee”
“Depresso: When you’ve run out of coffee” is a jocular line that was cited on Twitter on November 25, 2012. “Depresso” is a portmanteau of “depression” and “espresso.”
“Deepresso” coffee is a Japanese product that is sometimes included with the “depresso” joke.
“Depresso: the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee. Represso: when you refuse to talk about it” is a longer saying.
3yen
7/30/2006
DEPRESSO(tm), the sad coffee of Japan
CocaCola/Georgia put together into DEEPPRESSO My friend ‘Mulboyne’ gave me a link to the world’s saddest coffee, DEPRESSO aka DEEPPRESSO(tm) . With a depressing name like that, first I thought it was someone’s lettering project and having fun with an Exacto knife or a some kid with Photoshop skills. It turns out the product’s full name is “Deep Presso” which CocaCola/Georgia crammed together into DEEPPRESSO. CocaCola Japan sells other “Presso” such as “Bitter Presso PREMIUM Mocha.”
PopSugar
Product of the Day: Deepresso Coffee
by GiggleSugar 5/03/07
This Japanese makers of this coffee-in-a-can have either spiked it with Prozac or not bothered to ask a native English speaker what other connotations “deep pressed” would have. All I know is, I’m totally bummed out and I don’t know why.
Twitter
Dean
@DeanOkay
Depresso: When you’ve run out of coffee
5:27 AM - 25 Nov 2012
Twitter
Coffee Confidential
@coffeeconfidant
Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee. http://bit.ly/X5ji6m #coffee #quote
1:26 PM - 14 Feb 2013
Google Books
More One Liners, Jokes and Gags
By Grant Tucker
London: The Robson Press
2013
Pg. ?:
Depresso: When you’ve run out of coffee.
Facebook
Carson’s Coffee Corner
June 20, 2013 ·
Definition of Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee. Funny!
Urban Dictionary
Depresso
The feeling one gets when he or she has run out of coffee and/or has no means of acquiring a caffeine fix.
A severe case of depresso has George borrowing money at the office to buy coffee at lunch.
by ElDumasto June 05, 2013
Google Books
Roadmap into a Twisted Mind
By Bruno Gagnon
Victoria, BC: FriesenPress
2014
Pg. 159:
Depresso: When you’ve run out of coffee.