“Dad, a boy at school called me gay!” (joke)

A joke about being called “gay” at school is:
 
SON: Dad, a boy at school called me gay!
FATHER: Hit him!
SON: I can’t. He’s so cute!
 
The joke has been posted on Twitter since at least July 2009 and has been printed on several images.
 
         
Twitter
Blanca Melissa‏
@heyblanca
“dad, a kid a school called me gay!” “then hit him” “no, because he’s cute!” -uncle juan. mannn I miss him & his jokes. lmfao.
2:07 AM - 6 Jul 2009
 
Twitter
Juan Carlos‏
@juancarlos1969
@Mdlstudio2008 haha that was a joke. A kid tells his mother that he’s called gay at school. Mother asks by whom?kid answers: by a cute boy
1:19 PM - 21 Oct 2009
 
Twitter
Bobby Light‏
@nellyonetime
“Dad a kid at school called me gay today”...well son next time that happens, hit him right in the mouth…“I can’t dad, he’s so cute”
1:21 AM - 12 Nov 2010
 
Twitter
Athena Jabulile‏
@AtheJabs
Son: Dad this boy at school called me gay,Dad: punch him tomorrow,Son: I can’t he’s soooo cute!!
3:17 AM - 21 Dec 2010
 
Twitter
PyroStar666‏
@GagaLovesMe20
Kid: dad this kid at school called me gay.
Dad: did you punch him?
Kid: no he was too cute!
~Desole…~
8:30 AM - 7 Mar 2011
 
Twitter
Elena‏
@ThatsSoMeee
*boy comes home from school*
Boy: Dad! A boy at school called me a faggot!
Dad: Then beat him up, son!
Boy: But dad.. he’s sooo cute…
9:00 AM - 22 Jun 2011
 
Jordan Carl Hunt
January 28th, 2012 at 1:35PM
“Dad! A boy at school called me a faggot!” cartoon
(via nickymeatball-deactivated201411)
     
Reddit—Tip Of My Tongue
[TOMT][COMIC] Kid tells dad a guy at school called him gay. Dad tells kid to punch him in the face. Kid says “but he was sooo cute!” (self.tipofmytongue)
submitted July 30, 2013 by zjbird
I remember this comic from a year or so back. I’ve been able to find a rage comic, but I’d like to find the original version of this comic, it was adorable!
   
Reddit—Jokes
A middle school boy comes home crying…
submitted September 26, 2016 by DannyCrowbar72
His dad asks, “What’s wrong, son?” “A boy at school called me gay!” the son replied. The dad then says, “Well, if he does it again, you can punch him in the face.” The boy then stated, “But he’s cute!”
 
Me.Me
DAD A BOY AT SCHOOL THEN PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE CALLED ME GAY! BUT HE’S SOOOO CUTE MORE WATERMARKS DAMNLOLCOM MEME
MEMES 🤖 GAY THE FACE DADS GAYS FACEE PUNCH PUNCHES PUNCHED PUNCHING SOOOO
FOUND @ 3563 LIKES ON 2017-03-30 07:35:57 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
 
Reddit—Jokes
Son: Dad, a guy called me gay at the school today
submitted August 24, 2017 by The-PC-guy
Dad: Punch him in the face.
Son: But he is so cute.
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
MUM!!!
I’m being called gay in school.
Who is calling you that son?
A bunch of cute boys.
1:43 AM - 11 Feb 2017