“Crowded with happy patrons, a dangling modifier walks into a bar” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A dangling modifier version is:
 
“Crowded with happy patrons, a dangling modifier walks into a bar.”
 
The joke was posted on Twitter by Larry Kunz on February 10, 2016. “A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave” is a related joke.
   
     
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Larry Kunz
@larry_kunz
Crowded with happy patrons, a dangling modifier walks into a bar. https://larrykunz.wordpress.com/2016/02/10/walks-into-a-bar/
#writing
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1:47 PM · Feb 10, 2016·Twitter Web Client
 
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Rachel Houghton
@rjhoughton
Replying to @larry_kunz
LOL funny! “@larry_kunz: Crowded with happy patrons, a dangling modifier walks into a bar. https://larrykunz.wordpress.com/2016/02/10/walks-into-a-bar/
#writing” #writerhumor
2:39 PM · Feb 10, 2016·Twitter for Windows Phone
 
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Larry Kunz
@larry_kunz
Replying to @CherylStephens
One tip might be “Be sure you know what the subject of your sentence is.”
Then maybe you can show them some real howlers. Shouldn’t be hard to find them. (Here’s one: Crowded with happy patrons, a dangling modifier walks into a bar.)
7:28 AM · Feb 1, 2018 from Raleigh, NC·Twitter for Android
   
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Michael LaRocca
@MichaelEdits
Crowded with happy patrons, a dangling modifier walks into a bar.
11:22 AM · Jan 17, 2019·Twitter Web App