“Coffee is just goth water”
Goths wear black and coffee is often black. Coffee is sometimes described as a goth drink.
”@PietSous no goth coffee is hot black and bitter, like the goth guys I date” was posted on Twitter by Auntie Maim (T’Rina) on December 17, 2009. “‘Goth coffee’ - is that a special sort of black coffee that actively repels milk?” was posted on Twitter by Dr Robotica on June 2, 2011. “My coffee is goth. Unstable, black, and hot” was posted on Twitter by Stanzy on April 11, 2012.
“my black coffee is goth” was posted on Twitter by “i hate it here” on November 18, 2014. “#black #coffee is #goth coffee” was posted on Twitter by Phoenix on February 28, 2016.
“coffee = goth water” was posted on Twitter by Time (from Calm.) on October 11, 2015. “Coffee is just goth water” was posted on Twitter by Lizbeth Poirier on November 23, 2015. “coffee is just goth water” was posted on Twitter by Friedrice Nietzsche on October 27, 2021. “Coffee is just goth water” was posted on Twitter by Doth on June 12, 2022.
“Coffee is just goth tea” is a related saying.
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Auntie Maim (T’Rina)
@TRina_Lockary
Replying to @PietSous
@PietSous no goth coffee is hot black and bitter, like the goth guys I date
11:40 AM · Dec 17, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Dr Robotica
@Rhube
Replying to @mightymur
@mightymur ‘Goth coffee’ - is that a special sort of black coffee that actively repels milk?
6:26 AM · Jun 2, 2011·TweetDeck
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Stanzy
@EchoSkeletal
Replying to @BATKLOWN
@BATKLOWN My coffee is goth. Unstable, black, and hot.
10:22 AM · Apr 11, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Ally Burnett
@AllyBurnett
Even my coffee is goth. http://instagram.com/p/m8UxrXtVB6/
3:15 PM · Apr 18, 2014·Instagram
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i hate it here
@hashtag_she
my black coffee is goth
3:03 PM · Nov 18, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Time (from Calm.)
@TIMERAPS
coffee = goth water
3:34 PM · Oct 11, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Lizbeth Poirier
@ritualdust
Coffee is just goth water.
11:15 AM · Nov 23, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Phoenix
@purrrplekittie
#black #coffee is #goth coffee
4:49 PM · Feb 28, 2016·Twitter for Android
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lars
@PilarDuralde
Drinking black coffee is very goth of me
3:19 PM · Nov 16, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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𓃭𓇋𓊃𓄿𓁐
@mycoliza
the current sort of running in-joke in our house is referring to coffee as “goth water”
8:24 AM · Feb 9, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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𓃭𓇋𓊃𓄿𓁐
@mycoliza
Replying to @GadflyBee
i think coffee is “goth water” mostly ‘cause it’s black? i see this as an offshoot of the meme where all-black animals are goths
2:19 PM · Feb 9, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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kim
@KimmyMonte
coffee is just goth water
2:13 PM · Oct 28, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Hiba
@hiba_raza1
Coffee is goth water
12:30 PM · Nov 5, 2017·Twitter for Android
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chrieeees
@cwhudson
coffee is just goth water
3:22 PM · Oct 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Federally Subsidized Kool-Aid Jammer
@chuued
Coffee is just goth water
6:35 PM · May 6, 2019·Twitter for Android
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𝔄𝔫𝔞𝔦𝔰 𓁿
@anais_paws
Coffee is just goth water
2:41 PM · Aug 5, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Friedrice Nietzsche
@tinynietzsche
coffee is just goth water
8:49 AM · Oct 27, 2021·Twitter for Android
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@VinceWombat
how much for the goth water?
waitress: sir, that’s black coffee
11:07 AM · Dec 18, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Cassandra L. Thompson
@CassThomps13
Someone said coffee is just goth water and I gotta say, coffee feels more like a death metal band. Goth water is a smoky chai, drank on a rainy winter afternoon.
8:39 AM · Jan 13, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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CueBrew Coffee Roasters
@CueBrewCoffee
Coffee is just goth water..
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
#gothwater #coffee #coffeememe #NFTs
2:09 AM · Jan 16, 2022·Twitter for Android
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Doth
@DothTheDoth
(An image show Senator Bernie Sanders with “Coffee is just goth water” on a white board beside him.—ed.)
10:25 AM · Apr 23, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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🔞FrozenHavok❄️
@HavokNephilim
If Sprite is spicy water
Dr Pepper is barbecue water
Coffee is goth water
And milk is cow water
Then does that make tea Pastel water or Loli water?
And does that make Mt Dew crack water?
Or 4 Loko, LSD water?
....
I need sleep.
11:44 PM · Apr 23, 2022·Twitter for Android
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Doth
@DothTheDoth
Coffee is just goth water
10:25 AM · Jun 12, 2022·Twitter for iPhone