“A testing engineer walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A testing engineer version is:
   
“A testing engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a bar. Jumps into a bar.”
 
The joke about what a testing engineer does was posted on Twitter on August 22, 2013.
 
“A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv” and “A software tester walks into a bar and then runs into the bar… strolls into the bar… gallops into the bar… saunters into the bar…” are similar jokes.
   
     
Twitter
Mike McGally‏
@cmsimike
A testing engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a bar.
11:51 AM - 22 Aug 2013
 
Twitter
Toby Osbourn‏
@tosbourn
A software tester walks into a bar, runs into a bar, crawls into a bar, dances into a bar, tiptoes into a bar, rams into a bar…
3:15 PM - 22 Aug 2013
 
Twitter
Niko Nevala‏
@nnevala
A testing engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a bar.
6:34 AM - 23 Aug 2013
 
Twitter
Ulrich Dangel‏
@mr_ud
A testing engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Jumps into a bar…
6:44 AM - 23 Aug 2013
 
Twitter
David Burns‏
@AutomatedTester
A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a bar. Jumps into a bar
8:11 AM - 23 Aug 2013
 
Twitter
pyjokes‏
@pyjokes_bot
A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams a bar. Jumps into a bar.
11:37 AM - 12 Oct 2017