“You’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?” (chicken fried rice joke)

The Chinese restaurant dish of “chicken fried rice” is fried rice with chicken; it is not rice that is fried by a chicken. “There’s no way in hell a chicken fried this rice” was cited on Twitter on January 14, 2012. “You’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?” was cited on Twitter on February 22, 2013.
 
“I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you’ll never convince me a chicken fried this rice” is a popular form of the joke and was cited on Twitter on June 10, 2014.
 
“Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t. It shits on the floor” is a somewhat related chicken joke.
 
 
Twitter
Jesse Flowers
‏@wjflowers
There’s no way in hell a chicken fried this rice.
5:34 PM - 14 Jan 2012
 
Twitter
‏@3lone
At this teriyaki spot, overheard this broad say “There’s no way in hell a chicken fried this rice” -____- #awwHELLNO
5:32 PM - 3 May 2012
 
Twitter
Tami C
‏@TamiCru
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
4:54 PM - 22 Feb 2013
 
Twitter
JT2daExtreme
‏@jtrulez
Don’t get me wrong, this Chinese take-out is amazing. But I’ll be damned if they expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice.
7:06 PM - 20 Nov 2013
 
Twitter
Tony
‏@Tmoney68
I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you’ll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
6:32 PM - 10 Jun 2014
   
TJSHome.com
Funny Status Message #153198
09-26-2014 19:15 by snotty
I love Chinese food as much as the next guy,,, but you’ll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.