“You know what rhymes with Friday? Scotch”

“You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it’s the weekend and the speaker no longer cares.
     
The many variations include beer (2011), Merlot (2011), moscato (2012), wine (2012), pie day (2012; this actually does rhyme), alcohol (2012), whiskey (2012), vodka (2013), gin (2014), tequila (2014), scotch (2014), Prosecco (2014), mimosa (2014), bourbon (2014), rum (2014), Hennessy (2015), martini (2015), champagne (2015), cabernet (2015), Margarita (2015) and liquor store (2015).
       
 
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AJ Discianni
@aj_jitsu
Know what rhymes with Friday? ....beer
2:01 PM · Dec 9, 2011
     
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trevor boller
@TrevorBoller
Replying to @PerfectJulia
@PerfectJulia Merlot rhymes with Friday.
8:25 PM · Dec 30, 2011
 
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Haley Soehn
‏@Haley_Soehn
“you know what rhymes with Friday? Moscato.” #shitmybestfriendsays @Katie_Haskins
6:02 PM - 13 Jan 2012
 
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Gen Spin
@GenSpin
What rhymes with “Friday”? ...PLUM WINE!!! #iknowitdoesntrhyme #imdrinkinganyway
6:43 PM · Jan 27, 2012
   
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Icing on the Cake
@icingonthecake5
What rhymes with Friday?  PIEday.  Go get the ice cream! http://twitpic.com/8x5ypk
4:09 PM · Mar 16, 2012
 
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Brain
@easy_eL13
So it’s Friday. And I think we all know what rhymes with friday. Alcohol! That’s right!
3:20 PM · Jun 29, 2012
 
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Ash Holloway
‏@TheAshHolloway
“You know what rhymes with Friday?
Getting drunk.” - CoWorker
8:34 AM - 27 Jul 2012
 
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Derek Anderson
@267Derek
Whiskey rhymes with friday… Coincidence? I think not! #deeeennneee
7:52 AM · Oct 19, 2012
     
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It’s Bob
@HeyGuysItsBob
RT @doormatspecht: You know what rhymes with Friday?  Beer.
12:16 AM · Oct 27, 2012
   
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Vesuvius ATL
@VesuviusATL
You know what rhymes with Friday? #PIEday
12:50 PM · Nov 16, 2012
   
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The Cav
@TheCavDarwin
Do you know what rhymes with Friday…. BEER!!!! #DarwinNT #Friday
6:18 PM · Nov 29, 2012
   
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Pizza Hut
@pizzahut
Know what rhymes with Friday? #Pizza. OK, not really, but it sounds great right about now, doesn’t it?
2:29 PM · Jan 4, 2013
 
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Maggie May
@swaggie_may
You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine, bitches.
4:30 PM · Jan 25, 2013
       
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David
@legendarydave
You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine!!! #waitnoitdoesnt #ohwelltoolate #drinkydrinky
8:33 PM · Apr 5, 2013
 
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YOUR FORMER TOXIC BIG COUSIN🦍
@IAmHTXPapiExo
You Know What Rhymes With Friday? Liquor!
1:04 PM · Apr 26, 2013
 
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a$ia
‏@asiabee_
What rhymes with Friday night? Alcohol.
10:16 PM - 5 Jul 2013
 
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Simba
@YadigSadig
“You know what rhymes with Friday? .... VODKA.”  #HappyFriday
6:54 PM · Aug 9, 2013
   
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Jordan DeRose
@Jordynn_DeRose
Guess what rhymes with Friday?! .. Alcohol
9:09 PM · Aug 23, 2013
     
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Morgan Kerins
@therougholive
He says “Give me a word that rhymes with Friday?” so I said, after a pause, “Wine?”.... he said, “Perfect” #wineoclock #friday #thirsty
2:17 PM · Dec 6, 2013
 
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🥀☀️🔥💀lloronit(anna victoria g.r.b.s)x🦉🦇🌌🌙
@citzncinematrix
you know what rhymes with Friday?
“Pie day”
So yeah mom that’s why we should purchase 12 pies
8:19 AM · Mar 14, 2014
   
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Jack
@J4CKMULL
What rhymes with Friday? Vodka
9:06 AM · Mar 14, 2014
     
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R 0 b o… ☠ ★
@KarlyR0bo
What rhymes with Friday… GIN! 😂😂
1:42 PM · Mar 14, 2014
 
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Brandon Kowalchuk
@_kowalchuk
What rhymes with Friday?
Beer
6:23 PM · Mar 28, 2014
   
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Stephen Miller
@s__millertime
Know what rhymes with Friday?
Beer.
6:27 PM · Mar 28, 2014
   
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JR 🤫
@MyJRSoReal
What rhymes with Friday night?
Tequila
7:44 PM · Apr 4, 2014
 
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GoodnightRobicheaux
@swampwitxch
What rhymes with Friday? Tequila.
12:14 AM · Apr 5, 2014
   
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deartháir🇮🇪
@MrScott2d
What rhymes with Friday?
Scotch
1:01 AM · Jul 26, 2014
   
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Lynna Tran
@Lynnaaaaa
You know what rhymes with Friday?
Whiskey.
9:50 PM · Oct 24, 2014
 
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Ellen
@Ella_nora03
Do you know what rhymes with Friday…. Prosecco #TGIF
7:50 AM · Nov 14, 2014
 
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Andrew Mulvenna
@AndrewMulvenna
Photo: What rhymes with “Friday”???? … Prosecco. (at Beresford House) http://tmblr.co/Z2V_Lw1VaEXVw
10:22 AM · Nov 14, 2014
   
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Lindsay Mathews
@lindsaymath3ws
What rhymes with Friday? Mimosa
2:16 PM · Nov 14, 2014
     
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BREWSKY
@BREWSKYONLINE
#Wokeuplike you know what rhymes with #Friday??? #Hennessy 🍷 #lmfao #cheers to the weekend… http://instagram.com/p/vq64HiwYoj/
12:45 PM · Nov 21, 2014
 
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Madison Frank
@madison_frank
Know what rhymes with Friday? Bourbon.
1:59 AM · Dec 6, 2014
   
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Cait Kennedy
@sophistiCAITed_
You know what rhymes with Friday? Pizza.
1:03 PM · Dec 12, 2014
     
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z-a-r-a⁷ | 🙋🏻‍♀️🐲💤🙏🏼🐶💫🌈
@zzra
Replying to @sidneysamson
@sidneysamson you know what else rhymes with Friday? Rum, whiskey and gin 😊
5:28 PM · Dec 12, 2014
   
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VINYL Miami
@VINYLMiami
You know what rhymes with Friday?! Moscato.
2:24 PM · Dec 19, 2014
 
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Julia K
@Julescoop
You know what rhymes with Friday?
Rum.
10:07 PM · Dec 19, 2014
   
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Black Magic
@YourBlackMagic
You know what rhymes with Friday?
Rum.
10:32 AM · Jan 2, 2015
   
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Tiffany Parrish
@tiffparrish
You know what rhymes with Friday? #wine
11:58 AM · Jan 9, 2015
   
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Alyx Donahue
@aly_donahueee
Want to know what rhymes with Friday?
Wine.
1:31 PM · Jan 9, 2015
   
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@heidikinnns
you know what rhymes with friday? #whiskey 💀
3:11 PM · Jan 9, 2015
     
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Karlee Buchanan
@karlsbarkley04
Wanna know what rhymes with Friday? Four loko.
11:08 AM · Jan 16, 2015
 
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JUMBOS FROWN ROOM
@thelunalovebad
you know what rhymes with friday? whiskey.
1:25 AM · Jan 10, 2015 from Los Angeles, CA
   
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Brincess.
@briiimorgan_
“What rhymes with Friday?”
“Hennessy”
3:19 AM · Jan 24, 2015 from Manhattan, NY
 
Whiskey & Grit
Do you know what rhymes with Friday? Whiskey.
February 6, 2015
       
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Crystal❥
@CryssDoe
You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol
10:37 PM · Feb 6, 2015
   
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Brooke
@TheLoverList
You know what rhymes with Friday? Champagne!
8:48 PM · Feb 12, 2015
   
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Rose Isner
@Yay_itsRoseEee
You know what rhymes with Friday?
Moscato😊👍🍷
11:30 AM · Feb 27, 2015
   
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Taco Jesus Hot Sauce
@tacojesus
You know what rhymes with Friday?  Tacos ...
1:45 PM · Feb 27, 2015
   
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Jeremy Bieger
@BuffSpyder
Know what rhymes with Friday?!
MARTINI https://instagram.com/p/zoOnUyI_59/
9:45 PM · Feb 27, 2015
   
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Annareth Bolton
@yourbubblyness
You know what rhymes with Friday? Champagne.
6:04 AM · Mar 6, 2015
   
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Abbey Ronneseth
@AbbeyRonneseth
You know what rhymes with Friday? Cabernet.
7:38 PM · Mar 6, 2015
   
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Bri.In.A.Gi
@YomommaBri
You know what rhymes with Friday?
Tequila 😏
11:39 PM · Mar 6, 2015
   
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Dale Larson
@DaleIsMajestic
Hey! You know what rhymes with “Friday” ... ?!?
Scotch.
1:18 AM · Mar 7, 2015
   
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jill clayton
@jillballoon
What rhymes with Friday?
Prosecco!
Happy weekend all 😆 #FirstDayOfSpring
(This is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
12:54 PM · Mar 20, 2015
   
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Crystal O’Hara
@CrystalHartley_
You know what rhymes with Friday?!?!? Margarita!!!
6:24 PM · Mar 27, 2015
     
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The Monster
@boris3324
You know what rhymes with FRIDAY??? BOURBON!!!!! http://some.ly/WHprzab via @someecards
8:36 AM · Apr 3, 2015
 
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MJ
@WINsconsin02631
You know what rhymes with Friday??
Margaritas.
7:42 PM · Apr 10, 2015
 
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Young Alley
@YoungAlley
You know what rhymes with Friday ❓❓❓liquor store, yea that sounds about right.
7:21 PM · May 8, 2015
 
Sixth St. Tavern
You know what rhymes with #Friday… Vodka. #DTLA #TGIF #ACMELovesYou #LaidBack
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Black Magic
@YourBlackMagic
You know what rhymes with Friday?
Rum.
#SeekTheSkull
1:00 PM · Jun 5, 2015
   
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I wash~you dry
@A_beLEAFer
You know what rhymes with Friday?
#Margaritas 😆
4:10 PM · Jul 3, 2015
 
Love, Cands
October 2, 2015
You know what rhymes with Friday? Champagne!
posted in Advice by Candice May
       
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Bonner
@SudsGlenside
Replying to @SA_1953
What rhymes with Friday…Merlot
8:41 PM · Jan 19, 2018 from Glenside, PA
 
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What Rhymes with Friday? Wine
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By Jenny Jones · 2019
   
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“BIG RON”🤟🏾
@_Lilronny
Guess what Rhymes with Friday ? ... The Liquor Store 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
10:57 PM · Nov 8, 2019 from Baltimore, MD
 
Google Books
You Know What Rhymes with Friday Beer
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By Sk Beer Journal · 2019
     
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d
@_Dqvee
Y’all know what rhymes with Friday??
🗣 Liquor store 🥃😂😜
4:58 PM · Jan 24, 2020
 
iFunny
IndianaJoe
11 jun 2021
DO YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH FRIDAY? BOURBON
   
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dontmesswithmetoday
25 sep 2021
It’s FRIDAYYYY! And Guess What Rhymes With Friday…... Liquor Store
 
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David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
You know what rhymes with #Friday?
#Tequila
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
3:12 PM · Mar 31, 2023