“You could stand to lose 5 pounds…but running is more effective”

“Could stand to lose weight” doesn’t involve literally standing, but there have been several jokes.“Everyone in America could stand to lose some weight, but running would probably be more efficient” was posted on Twitter on March 23, 2015.
 
“You could stand to lose 5 pounds…but running is more effective” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on October 29, 2017.
 
     
Twitter
Tiffany So‏
@tifs0
Everyone in America could stand to lose some weight, but running would probably be more efficient. *closed mouth laughs at own joke*
2:19 PM - 23 Mar 2015
 
Reddit—Oneliners
You could stand to lose 5 pounds…...but running is more effective.
submitted October 29, 2017 by Neworldsamurai
 
Twitter
Fala Flane™‏
@afrikanLAD
You could stand to lose 5 pounds…...but running is more effective.
12:57 PM - 29 Oct 2017