“You can’t beat a horse with no horse” (political adage)
“You can’t beat a horse with no horse” is a racetrack saying meaning that you must have a horse in the race to beat another horse. The saying has been almost exclusively used in politics, meaning that you must have a candidate and a philosophy to beat another political candidate. “In politics as at the track you can’t beat a horse with no horse,” newspaper columnist Heywood Broun (1888-1939) wrote in November 1934. New York political columnists Walter Lippmann (1889-1974) and Tom Wicker (1926-2011) often used the saying in their columns in the New York (NY) Herald Tribune and New York (NY) Times, respectively.
A similar political saying is “You can’t beat somebody with nobody.”
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2 November 1934, Pittsburgh (PA) Press, “It Seems to Me” by Heywood Broun, pg. 33, col. 1:
IN POLITICS as at the track you can’t beat a horse with no horse.
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24 January 1935, Miami (FL) Daily News, “News Behind the News” by Paul Mallon, pg. 6, col. 7:
The anti-Whitney faction in the stock exchange has at last discovered that you can’t beat a horse with no horse.
27 July 1935, Hamilton Journal-The Daily News (Hamilton, OH), ‘Today and Tomorrow” by Walter Lippmann, pg. 7, col. 6:
There must be some alternativeto regimentation. But merely to deplore regimentation is not an alternative. Here, as in public affairs generally, the old rule holds that you can’t beat a horse with no horse.
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29 July 1944, Daytona Beach (FL) Morning Journal, “Today and Tomorrow” by Walter Lippmann, pg. 2, col. 5:
The degree to which Mr. Roosevelt seems indispensable will depend on how far Mr. Dewey makes himself available. The old political maxim will hold good: That you can’t beat a horse with no horse.
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Political Power and Personal Freedom:
Critical studies in democracy, communism, and civil rights
By Sidney Hook
New York, NY: Collier Books
1962
Pg. 436:
At the race tracks they say: “You can’t beat a horse with no horse.” And I add, nor with a dead horse.
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3 September 1963, Deseret News (Salt Lake City, UT), “Presidential Nomination: Goldwater’s Chances Slim” by Walter Lippmann, pg. 10A, col. 5:
It is probable that the senator has been the beneficiary of the old rule of politics that you can’t beat a horse with no horse.
If there is no other horse, except a lame horse, Senator Goldwater might get the nomination by default.
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8 November 1964, Modesto (CA) Bee, “Sehlmeyer Funeral Is Set Tomorrow,” pg. A2, col. 2:
“You can’t beat a horse with no horse,” he was fond of saying. “The only way to defeat a plan is to have a better one.”
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1 November 1967, Youngstown (OH) Vindicator, “There Is Hardly a Chance Democrats Will Dump LBJ” By Tom Wicker, pg. 16, col. 7:
Moreover, as the saying goes, you can’t beat a horse with no horse, and the challenging horse in 1968 could not conceivably be any Democrat but Robert Kennedy.
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6 December 1971, Youngstown (OH) Vindicator, “Mayor May Gain from Meany’s Hatred of Nixon—Labor Is Eyeing Lindsay” by Victor Riesel, pg. 9, col. 1:
Since it’s axiomatic at any race track that you can’t beat a horse with no horse—Meany and his movement have, it seems to me, done what comes unnaturally.
11 September 1975, Wall Street Journal, “On Conservatism and Capitalism” by Irving Kristol:
As the saying goes, you can’t beat a horse with no horse; and right now conservatives are horseless.
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28 July 1979, The Ledger (Lakeland, FL), “Carter and the campaign” by Tom Wicker, pg. 12A, col. 4:
But the most certain rule of politics is that you can’t beat a horse with no horse.
New York (NY) Times
IN THE NATION; The More Things Change . . .
By Tom Wicker
Published: November 11, 1990
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Democratic publicists professed to see in Mr. Bush’s wimpy showing a boost for their party’s chances to recover the White House in 1992—demonstrating eyes closed to the fundamental law of politics: You can’t beat a horse with no horse.
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23 December 1990, Gainesville (FL) Sun, “You can’t win a race with no horse” by Tom Wicker, pg. 2G, col. 5:
But with the Democrats in their usual muddle, the oldest rule of politics may nevertheless apply: You can’t beat a horse with no horse.
20 September 1995, Washington (DC) Times, “The shock of the Neo”:
“You can’t beat a horse with no horse,” wrote Irving Kristol in 1975, “and right now conservatives are horseless.” Today, a mere 20 years later, the situation is reversed. Liberals are horseless, adrift and unconfident, while conservatives are ascendant, providing American politics a stable full of ideas and people who dominate the flow of our political conversation.
The New Republic
Movement Conservatism, Rip?
Damon Linker
February 3, 2009 | 11:27 am
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Which reminds me of the old neocon quip from the late 1970s: “You can’t beat a horse with no horse.” Translation: You need an ideology if you want to gain (and hold onto) political power. Pragmatism and competence aren’t enough. (Unless you’re Dwight D. Eisenhower.)
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Romney Must Beat Anti-Mormon Prejudice
Thursday, 27 Oct 2011 11:04 AM
By Susan Estrich
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One other thing my father taught me: You can’t beat a horse with no horse.
Right now, Romney appears to be the only horse Republicans have. That may be one of the reasons why Barack Obama is beating all of the Republicans combined in terms of fundraising.