“You can skate a skateboard and surf a surfboard, but you can’t snow a snowboard”

“Snow” (for snowboarding) is not a verb like “skate” (for skateboarding) and “surf” (for surfboarding).
   
“You surf on a surfboard, but you don’t snow on a snowboard” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on May 23, 2021. “You can skate a skateboard and surf a surfboard, but you can’t snow a snowboard” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on May 2, 2022.
   
     
Wikipedia: Snowboarding
Snowboarding is a recreational and competitive activity that involves descending a snow-covered slope while standing on a snowboard that is almost always attached to a rider’s feet. It features in the Winter Olympic Games and Winter Paralympic Games.
 
The development of snowboarding was inspired by skateboarding, sledding, surfing, and skiing.
 
Twitter
savior’s request
@theAstralCoast
Surf on a surfboard, skate on a skateboard.
12:20 PM · Jun 30, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
sima
@sebastansimpson
you ride the wake on a wakeboard. you ride the snow on a snowboard. do you ride the skate on a skateboard 🤔
11:56 PM · Jun 16, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Creative-Ad-5170 May 23, 2021
You surf on a surfboard, but you don’t snow on a snowboard.
     
Twitter
¿sup?
@SNCHRNS
you surf on a surfboard but you don’t snow on a snowboard
4:33 PM · May 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/crowthor May 2, 2022
You can skate a skateboard and surf a surfboard but you can’t snow a snowboard