"You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs…

Potatoes grow fast. “Nothing freaks me out more than when you leave potatoes in the pantry for too long and they start growing horns” was posted on X/Twitter by Bobby on February 24, 2019.

“You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids” was posted on Facebook by Shelly Smith on October 10, 2026, and this received over 2,200 likes. “You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids” was posted on X/Twitter by 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 on October 11, 2026, and this received over 67,000 likes.

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Bobby
@Thatguy_Turka
Nothing freaks me out more than when you leave potatoes in the pantry for too long and they start growing horns
4:52 PM · Feb 24, 2019

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@_catfriend
when you leave potatoes out too long and they start to grow roots, it freaks me out to look at and I will avoid touching it at all costs
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horse with hat
@5sosashorses
Apr 24, 2020
any of y’all have a weird phobia? like don’t come here and say “spiders” or “heights” or some boring shit, i mean WEIRD weird 😳
8:59 AM · Apr 27, 2020

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Shelly Smith
October 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM ·
You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.

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Msizi
@msiziworld
You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids😭
2:46 AM · Oct 11, 2026

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Elizabeth Carr ·
October 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM ·
You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & dread locks 🤦🏾‍♀️
Especially them russet potatoes 🙄

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𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 …
@JaYunnaMonae
You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.
7:59 PM · Oct 11, 2026

Bluesky
Female Titan 🩵
@solanaheathers.bsky.social
You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.
12:58 AM · Oct 12, 2026