“Yo mama is so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody”
A popular “yo mama” insult “fat joke” is:
“Yo mama is so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody.”
The joke was popularized on the American television sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, on the episode “Will Is from Mars…” that originally aired on February 20, 1995:
“Your daddy is so fat, that when he went to school he sat next to everybody!...But still, he wasn’t as fat as your fat mama!”
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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Will Is from Mars… (February 20, 1995)
Quotes
Will: It’s woman like her why God made darkness.
George Jefferson: [laughs] Hey? Are you insulting my wife?
Will: Wait… hold up, cul-de-sac… I think you need to chill. I’m twice your size, and half your age, so you need to just back off.
George Jefferson: Your mama!
Will: [Will drops his cookies from his hands] I know you ain’t talking about my mama!
George Jefferson: Okay, then let’s talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat… that when he went to school he sat next to *everybody*! And still… he still not as fat as your fat mama!
[walks away]
Will: [Will runs to him and hits him with a bat]
Google Groups: rec.humor
SOME YO MAMMA JOKES
Timo Salmi
2/22/95
In article <95051.214…@psuvm.psu.edu> MICHELLE E. HENRY
writes:
:YO MAMMA’S SO FAT SHE MADE THE BAND SKIP.
:YO MAMMA’S SO STUPID SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR.
:YO DADDY’S SO FAT, WHEN HE SAT NEXT TO SOMEONE IN SCHOOL HE SAT NEXT TO
: EVERYBODY, BUT HE STILL WASN’T AS FAT AS YO MAMMA.
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Fresh Prince - Will & Judge Robertson mocking
Evig Hat
Published on Sep 13, 2008
Haha this makes me laugh evertime.
From season 5 ep: “Will is from mars”.
0:30
“Your daddy is so fat, that when he went to school he sat next to everybody!...But still, he wasn’t as fat as your fat mama!”
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Panjabi Hit Squad
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whats your best “Yo Mama” Joke? I need to cuss the ish out of someone old skool style..Yo Mama so fat in school she sat next to everybody!
10:09 AM - 22 May 2009
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Yo mama’s so fat, when
she was in school
she
sat next to everybody!
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4:50 PM - 13 Oct 2017
Google Books
Say What?:
150 Quotes That Should Never Have Been Said
By Doreen Chila-Jones
Baltimore, MD: Duopress LLC
2018
Pg. 88:
Your daddy was so fat…that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still…he still not as fat as your fat mama!” —George Jefferson, The Jeffersons