“Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?”/“No, but an applewood.”
Applewood smoked cheddar sounds like “apple would,” prompting the pun:
Q: Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?
A: No, but an applewood.
The joke was cited on Twitter on September 17, 2014.
Wikipedia: Applewood cheese
Applewood, or Applewood smoked cheddar, is a round, white smoke-flavoured Cheddar cheese that is manufactured by Norseland Limited (formerly Ilchester Cheese Company) in Somerset, England.
Character
Applewood smoked cheddar is a fairly dense semi-hard cheese. Applewood is not smoked, but is instead treated with an artificial smoke flavouring. The cheese is coated with mild paprika, giving it a golden-amber appearance.
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Mark Lane
@Laineydn
@CourtyardDairy Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No, but an applewood.
1:46 PM - 17 Sep 2014
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Cheese Jokes
@dailycheesejoke
Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No, but an applewood
1:52 PM - 27 Dec 2014
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The Grilled Cheese Truck Ventura and Santa Barbara
December 31, 2014 ·
Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No, but an applewood. #cheesejokes #funny #GCT
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Cheeselover
@inhonorofcheese
Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No, but an applewood
5:32 PM - 25 Feb 2015
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CafeHomage2Fromage
January 12, 2016 · Leeds, United Kingdom ·
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Congratulations to Rachel Lacy, we like your joke the best!
Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No but an applewood!