“Worked late, went to the gym, ran 10 miles on the treadmill and became a great liar”

People lie about impossibly perfect days of getting everything accomplished.
   
“I just went to the gym, ran 10 miles, went to church and then came home to write a tweet that is a total lie” was posted on Twitter by MontaukMonster on January 15, 2012. “Worked late, went to the gym , ran 10 miles on the treadmill and became a great liar” was posted on Twitter by Jay on August 7, 2013.
     
“Got up at 6 am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my Christmas shopping, started lying about everything” was posted on Twitter by Stephnie (and others) on December 22, 2015.
   
     
Twitter
MontaukMonster
@montaukmonster1
I just went to the gym, ran 10 miles, went to church and then came home to write a tweet that is a total lie.
10:57 AM · Jan 15, 2012·Favstar.FM
 
Twitter
Jay
@pizzajaynow
Worked late, went to the gym , ran 10 miles on the treadmill and became a great liar.
11:35 PM · Aug 7, 2013·TweetCaster for Android
 
Twitter
Patrick Stevens
@killingfloor96
Got up at 6am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished all my Christmas shopping, started lying about everything. A good day I’d say.
5:29 PM · Dec 22, 2015 from Corning, NY·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Pokémon Trainer Ricky
@RichardMass56
Got up at 6:00, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my Christmas shopping, started lying about everything.
5:55 PM · Dec 22, 2015·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Stephnie
@StephnieKoslows
Got up at 6 am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my Christmas shopping, started lying about everything.
7:51 PM · Dec 22, 2015·dlvr.it
 
Twitter
Kareem Gebriel
@KareemGebriel
Got up at 6 am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my Christmas shopping, started lying about everything.
12:44 PM · Dec 23, 2015·Zapier.com
 
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December 22, 2019 at 5:52 AM ·
You got me…
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Got up at 6 am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my christmas shopping, started lying about everything.
   
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December 19, 2020 at 8:00 PM ·
Got up at 6 am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my christmas shopping, started lying about everything.