“Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?”/“The steaks are too high.”
A steaks/stakes pun is:
Q: Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?
A: The steaks are too high.
“My midget friend wants to be a butcher… honestly though, I think the steaks are too high” was posted on Twitter on May 29, 2010. “Id hate to be a midget chef, the steaks are too high” was posted on Twitter on June 23, 2011.
“Why wouldn’t you hire a midget as a chef? Because the steaks are too high” was posted on Twitter on April 11, 2013.
Twitter
Liam Hunt
@LiamBlink
My midget friend wants to be a butcher… honestly though, I think the steaks are too high.
9:45 PM - 29 May 2010
Twitter
Mark
@Markaroni_
Id hate to be a midget chef, the steaks are too high.
6:07 PM - 23 Jun 2011
Twitter
Austin
@austinray1331
Why wouldn’t you hire a midget as a chef?
Because the steaks are too high.
9:42 PM - 11 Apr 2013
Twitter
Bleu Μπαρμπουνι
@ThanosCon
Q: Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?
A: The steaks are too high.
10:32 AM - 5 May 2013
Twitter
Bad Joke Cat
@BadJokeCat
I’d hate to be a midget chef. The steaks are too high.
3:04 PM - 8 May 2013
Twitter
Fido.
@Christoph_Rr
Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef? The steaks are too high.
11:21 PM - 12 May 2014
Twitter
Paul Colmer
@MusicComposer1
Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef? The steaks are too high #SaturdayKitchen
5:51 AM - 3 Dec 2016
Reddit—Dad Jokes
A midget chef had to quit his job at a casino (self.dadjokes)
submitted May 28, 2017 by Raath
He said the steaks were too high
Reddit—Jokes
Q. Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?
submitted July 22, 2017 by LegendaryFalcon
A. The steaks are too high