“Why is Peter Pan such a bad boxer?”/“He never lands.”

A popular children’s joke is:
 
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he never lands.
   
“Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he can Neverland!” was posted on a Disney-themed bulletin board on June 27, 2006.
 
“Time for a stupid Disney joke. Do you know why Peter Pan always flys? Because he never lands!” was posted on Twitter on June 17, 2009. “How come Peter Pan has so many frequent flyer miles? Cause he Never Lands” was posted on Twitter on August 15, 2009.
 
Sometimes this is made into a joke about a bad boxer (Peter Pan or someone else like him) who throws a punch that “never lands.” “Turns out Peter Pan isn’t a very good boxer. His punches would Neverland” was posted on Twitter on April 9, 2012. “@sabaduduLord decipher dis one:wen peter pan punches,he neverlands!” was posted on Twitter on April 18, 2012.
 
“I love this joke because it never gets old” is an additional piece of humor that is often added at the end. The joke has been printed on many images.
     
   
Wikipedia: Peter Pan
Peter Pan is a character created by Scottish novelist and playwright J. M. Barrie. A free spirited and mischievous young boy who can fly and never grows up, Peter Pan spends his never-ending childhood having adventures on the mystical island of Neverland as the leader of the Lost Boys, interacting with fairies, pirates, mermaids, Native American Indians, and occasionally ordinary children from the world outside Neverland. In addition to two distinct works by Barrie, the character has been featured in a variety of media and merchandise, both adapting and expanding on Barrie’s works. These include a 1953 animated film, a 2003 dramatic/live-action film, a TV series and many other works.
 
DISboards.com
Your best Disney Jokes!
Discussion in ‘Welcome to the DIS’ started by Thinktinknpixiedust, Jun 26, 2006.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he can Neverland!
mmlovers90, Jun 27, 2006
 
Twitter
Stuart Sternberg
‏@wdwfanzonestu
Time for a stupid Disney joke. Do you know why Peter Pan always flys? Because he never lands!
9:23 PM - 17 Jun 2009
 
Twitter
Ash M. Dey
‏@ashmcdey
How come Peter Pan has so many frequent flyer miles? Cause he Never Lands.
9:10 PM - 15 Aug 2009
 
Twitter
Mona∞Halim
‏@mona_halim
“Why does peter pan fly”? “Cause he never never lands” lol
12:57 AM - 18 Aug 2010
 
Twitter
jigglypuff’s vevo
‏@d7i
Top cantadas disney: “you know why peter pan is always flying? Cause he never never lands”
2:51 PM - 19 Jan 2011
 
Twitter
Cody Laramy
‏@CodyLaramy
Turns out Peter Pan isn’t a very good boxer. His punches would Neverland. #pun
8:43 PM - 8 Apr 2012
 
Twitter
Sapio_Sexual
‏@bakkojay
@sabaduduLord decipher dis one:wen peter pan punches,he neverlands!
2:29 AM - 18 Apr 2012
 
Twitter
Pete Rampino
‏@PeteRampino
Peter Pan would make a terrible pro boxer because his punches NeverLand.
9:12 AM - 25 Apr 2012
 
Twitter
Sopa 🎃
‏@sophiaaelizaa
Why is Peter Pan always in the air?
He Neverlands xD hahahahahahahahaha tht one never gets old x)
7:58 PM - 12 Dec 2012
 
Twitter
Kate Allen
‏@kaate852
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never lands. I love this joke because it never gets old 😉 @HollieMayWilson
1:30 PM - 14 Jan 2013
 
Google Groups: Corny joke of the day by Karan
7/29/13
Karan Hirani
7/29/13
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands.
 
The Punnery
SEPTEMBER 14 2013
thatsridicarus
03:31
why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys…
“beats Smee how you didn’t understand that”
“maybe this is why tinkerbell is always fuckin pissed off
— (Source: deppsydoodle)
Reposted fromthatsridicarus thatsridicarus
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Why is Peter Pan always flying? (self.dadjokes)
submitted November 1, 2013 by shikasanji
Because he never lands!
Man this joke never gets old!
ZING
 
Google Books
What a Joke!: For Kids of All Ages
By Marlize Schmidt
Lulu Press, Inc, (Lulu.com)
2014
Pg. ?:
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: He Neverlands
 
the dissected frog
26 Hilarious Jokes That Need No Explanation*
MARCH 11, 2014 ~ AJ KNOX
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13.  Why is Peter Pan always flying?  Because he Never-Lands.  [Follow-up: I like that joke because it never gets old.]
Here’s the joke.  Neverland is the place where Peter Pan and the Lost Boys reside.  So if Peter never lands, he is always flying.  But “never land” is also a play on Neverland.  Or maybe Neverland was originally meant as a sort of joke about Peter’s constant aeronautics.
   
Time Out—New York Kids
31 awesome jokes for kids that’ll get the whole family laughing
These cool jokes for kids will please the whole family. After reading through and picking your favorites, you can even try and make some of your own!
By Allie Early
Posted: Monday September 21 2015
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6. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: Because he never lands.
 
YouTube
Jokes - Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands.
jokesus
Published on Oct 2, 2015
Joke :
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands.
   
Google Books
Word Play Jokes
By Joe King
Marine Publishing
2016
Pg/ ?:
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.
   
Independent (UK)
25 April 2016
17 jokes that are so stupid they’re funny
by Joe Vesey-Byrne in offbeat
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10. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he never lands. I love this joke because it never gets old.
 
Twitter
Am Actuly Nathan
‏@VapedPotatoes
why does Peter Pan suck at boxing?
because he never lands?            no one? ok
5:45 PM - 11 May 2016
 
Reddit
Why is Peter pan always flying?
submitted September 28, 2016 by Xelbair
Because he NEVERLANDS.
This joke is great because it never grows old.