“Why do people come back from baby changing stations with the same baby?”

Many places have “baby changing stations,” and there’s an obvious joke. “And yet, every single one of those young men left with the exact same baby they went in with!  The babies weren’t changed at all!” was posted on the newsgroup alt.callahans on August 23, 1999.
 
“RT @gau3: After all those trips to the baby changing station, I still end up with the same baby” was posted on Twitter by iPrash on January 23, 2010. “Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on August 11, 2015.
 
 
Google Groups: alt.callahans
Observation  
Estron
8/23/99
Estron hears Brice D. Fleckenstein discussing:
>  That’s starting to change - all of the Ryan’s Steakhouses I’ve been to
> in the last couple years include changing stations in the guy’s restroom
> now.
 
He turns and declares, “They’re frauds!  Frauds, I say!
 
“I was at a local restaurant when nature called most urgently.  From my place of refuge in the Room of Rest, I observed several responsible young fathers tote their bundles of somewhat-diluted joy in.
 
“Now it’s called a ‘baby changing station,’ isn’t it?  Isn’t it?
 
“And yet, every single one of those young men left with the exact same baby they went in with!  The babies weren’t changed at all!”
 
Twitter
Plan B
@PlanBImprov
took it’s baby to one the baby changing rooms at Jordan Creek mall.  Nothing happened.  Same baby.  Were we doing… http://bit.ly/2lzIkb
11:14 PM · Nov 6, 2009·Facebook
 
Twitter
iPrash
@iPrash
Ha Ha Ha! RT @gau3: After all those trips to the baby changing station, I still end up with the same baby.
6:50 PM · Jan 23, 2010·Brizzly
   
Twitter
Mick Scarles
@sw19expat
Why are they called baby changing rooms?:Every woman i see go in,comes out with the same baby
6:56 AM · Mar 15, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Kelvin Currie
@KelvinCurrie
The baby changing facilities in this pub are broken. People come out with the same baby they went in with!
12:13 PM · Mar 15, 2010·Twitter SMS
   
Twitter
James Casserly
@Casserly_Rock
Replying to @MsAlliance
@MsAlliance Why do people who go in to the baby changing room usually emerge from it with the same baby?
10:41 AM · Jun 30, 2015·Twitter Web Client
     
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Hayb0ss August 11, 2015
Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?
 
Twitter
Caustic Soda
@Caustic_S0da
just-shower-thoughts: Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby? http://tmblr.co/ZIGnZl1rmW0pd
2:40 PM · Aug 11, 2015·Tumblr
   
Reddit—Shittyaskscience
Posted by u/Maggin1 August 19, 2015
Why do people come back from baby changing stations with the same baby?
 
Twitter
jason funderburker
@grapegrl00
why do people come back from baby changing stations with the same baby
1:21 AM · Jun 27, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
     
Facebook
Laughs, Serious Quotes, Jokes, Funnies
September 10, 2019 ·
Why is it that when someone goes into the baby changing room with a baby, they always come out with the same baby?
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/TommehBoi October 31, 2019
I bought a baby changing mat.
But it’s still the same baby.