“Why do ambassadors never get sick?”/“They have diplomatic immunity.”
An ambassador riddle is:
Q: Why do ambassadors never get sick?
A: They have diplomatic immunity.
“Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on August 13, 1993.
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Harold Reynolds
Aug 13, 1993, 10:10:54 AM
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Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
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Stuffed Turkey
Nov 23, 1993, 8:51:49 AM
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Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
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April 2000, Boys’ Life, “Think & Grin,” pg. 53, col. 3:
Randy: Why don’t ambassadors ever get sick?
Candy: Why?
Randy: They have diplomatic immunity! — Zack Russ, Darnestown, Md
Twitter
PolarCoug
@PolarCoug
Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
3:10 AM · Oct 31, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Michelle Vasquez
@madtogladdating
Great one liners: Why ambassadors never get sick: diplomatic immunity. #fb
5:47 PM · Oct 21, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bomber96 August 6, 2012
How come ambassadors never get sick?
They have diplomatic immunity
Reddit—StupidPuns
Posted by u/SuspiciousTurtle May 31, 2014
Why do ambassadors never get sick?
Diplomatic immunity
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wonliners October 13, 2017
Ambassadors never get sick because they have diplomatic immunity.
Google Books
Really Bad Dad Jokes:
More Than 400 Unbearable Groan-Inducing Wisecracks Sure to Make You the Funniest Father With a Quip
By Joe Kerz
New York, NY: Simon & Schuster
2019
Pg. 49:
49.
Why do ambassadors never get sick?
Diplomatic immunity.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/InconvenientEase February 23, 2019
Why dont ambassadors get sick?
Diplomatic immunity
Twitter
Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy
Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity. #LaughoftheDay
4:39 PM · Feb 27, 2021 from Urbandale, IA·Twitter for iPhone