“Why did the police arrest the turkey?”/“They suspected it of fowl play.”
A Thanksgiving turkey riddle is:
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play.
The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2000.
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Why did the police arrest the turkey?
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20 November 2005, Star Tribune (Minneapolis, MN), “Flop of a season finale drops Gophers into ho-hum history” by Jim Souhan, pg. 1C:
And Iowa has a high threshold for boredom. On the radio Friday night, I heard Christmas music and cookie recipes and saw a flashing billboard offering this cutting-edge joke: “Why did the police arrest the turkey? For fowl behavior.”
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Laugh Lines for Educators
Edited by Diane Hodges
Thousand Oaks, CA: Corwin Press
2006
Pg. 95:
Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspecled fowl play.
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Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
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The Happy Classroom:
From Ha-Ha to A-Ha
By Janet Aaker Smith
Marion, IL: Pieces of Learning
2011
Pg. ?:
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
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101 Amazing Animal Jokes
By Jack Goldstein
Andrews UK Limited
2013
Pg. ?:
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play!
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Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes For Kids
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative
2015
Pg. ?:
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.