“Why are fish no good at tennis?”/“They don’t like to get too close to the net.”

A tennis riddle is:
   
Q: Why are fish no good at tennis?
A: They don’t like to get too close to the net.

   
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1984.
 
           
Google Books
Laughs, Hoots & Giggles
By Joseph Rosenbloom
New York, NY: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
1984
Pg. 84:
Why are fish poor tennis players?
Because they don’t like to get close to the net.
 
March 1999, Child Life (Indianapolis, IN), “Jokes & riddles,” pg. 34, col. 1:
Why don’t fish like to play tennis? They’re afraid to get close to the net!
Erika Nummer
Caro, Michigan
   
3 December 1999, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “The Kids’ Reading Room: Jokes & Riddles,” pg. D28, col. 4:
Why are fish such poor tennis players? If they get close to the net, they get caught. (Nahal, 6, Garden of Angeles Elementary, Santa Monica)
     
Google Groups: alt.teens.penpals
Your Serve.
merry mcgrath
12/12/99
Why are fish such poor tennis players?  Well, once they get too close to the net, they get caught.
 
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Kids Puns of the Weak 11-23-04
Stan Kegel
11/23/04
(...)
Why are fish such poor tennis players?
Because they don’t like to get too close to the net. (Bailey, 7)
 
Twitter
tummy_developer‏
@tummy_developer
RT @laurajfarris: Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?A: They don’t like getting close to the net.
1:01 AM - 12 Apr 2009
   
Twitter
Fish Chat‏
@Fish_chat
Why are fish no good at tennis?...They don’t like to get too close to the net
1:56 AM - 4 May 2009
     
Google Books
1001 Kid’s Jokes
By Kay Barnham
London, UK: Arcturus Publishing
2016
Pg. ?:
Why are fish so bad at tennis?
Because they hate getting close to the net.
 
YouTube
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Published on Jan 23, 2016
Why are fish no good at tennis?
They don’t like to get too close to the net!
 
Twitter
Lucky Score‏
@LuckyScoreNet
Why are fish no good at tennis?
They don’t
like to get too close to the net!
#Joke from #FishingJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire
8:39 AM - 5 Feb 2018