"Whoever said all men were created equal has…

The quotation “all men are created equal” is part of the U.S. Declaration of Independence, written by Thomas Jefferson in 1776. “All men” means “all people” (both men and women). The saying does not mean that all men were born with the same sexual genitalia, but there are jokes.

“The person who said ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL Has never watched a porno movie” was posted on the newsgroup can.politics on June 13, 1996. “Whoever said ‘All men are created equal’ has never taken a shower at the YMCA” was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.kibology on October 27, 1997.

“Whoever said all men are created equal has never been in a locker room” was said by American comedian Jeff Foxworthy on his comedy album Totally Committed (1998). “Any one who believes that all men are literally created equal, has never been in a public shower” was posted on the newsgroup rec.aviation.owning on December 24, 2001.

“Whoever said all men were created equal has never been to a nudist colony” was posted on Twitter by anna frankum @fannar on December 9, 2012. “Whoever said, ‘All men are created equal’, has obviously never ever been to a nude beach!!” was posted on Twitter by Kim Sarita Robertson on August 6, 2013. “Whoever said, ‘All men are created equal’, has obviously never been to a nude beach” was posted on Facebook by Silly Statuses on November 28, 2014.

“Whoever said, all men are created equal.. obviously has never received any dick pics” was posted on Facebook by Things To Do Before You Die on May 6, 2015. “Those who say, ‘All men are created equal’, obviously have never received any dick pics” was posted on Facebook by Carolina on May 11, 2015.

Wikipedia: All men are created equal
The quotation “all men are created equal” is part of the U.S. Declaration of Independence, which Thomas Jefferson penned in 1776 during the beginning of the American Revolution. The phrase was present in Jefferson’s original draft of the declaration. It was thereafter quoted and incorporated into speeches by a wide array of substantial figures in American political and social life in the United States. The final form of the phrase was stylized by Benjamin Franklin. It has been called an “immortal declaration”, and “perhaps [the] single phrase” of the American Revolutionary period with the greatest “continuing importance.”

Google Groups: can.politics
Are White males’ equal? Think again
Jay North (Dennis)
Jun 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
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The person who said ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL

Has never watched a porno movie 😊

Google Groups: alt.religion.kibology
If This Won’t Get Girls, I Don’t Know What Will.
Flamingo_1
Oct 27, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
“Whoever said ‘All men are created equal’ has never taken a shower at the YMCA.”

Google Groups: rec.pets.dogs.rescue
Noisy neighbor & dog
Flamingo
Feb 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
“Whoever said ‘All men are created equal’ has never taken a shower at the YMCA.”

Scraps from the Loft
Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed (1998) – Full Transcript
October 23rd, 2018|Categories: COMEDY|Tags: Jeff Foxworthy, Stand-up transcripts
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... and whoever said all men are created equal has never been in a locker room ...

Google Groups: rec.aviation.owning
Judgement
Roger Halstead
Dec 24, 2001, 2:14:38 AM
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All should be given equal opportunity. The constitution says all men are created equal, with the intent of creating equal opportunity, but any one who believes that all men are literally created equal, has never been in a public shower.

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Jim Goad
@jimgoad
Whoever wrote “all men are created equal” has obviously never been in a locker room.
4:33 PM · Jun 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Mat Davey
@MDaveyy
RT “@KirillWasHere: Whoever said “All men are created equal,” has never been in a locker-room.”
9:21 PM · Apr 11, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Tommy C
@Tommy_C47
“Whoever said ‘all men are created equal’ has never set foot in a Men’s locker room”
7:47 AM · Nov 14, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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anna frankum @fannar
@annafrankum1
whoever said all men were created equal has never been to a nudist colony.
8:05 PM · Dec 9, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Macho Man Randy Average
@robbiesebastiao
Whoever said “All men are created equal,” has never stood naked in a room with an asian and a black guy.
6:12 PM · Jan 5, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Eric Morecambe
@1EricMorecambe
The man who said “All men are created equal” has never been in a footballer’s changing room
4:14 PM · Apr 14, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Kim Sarita Robertson
@KimmySRobertson
#TruthfulTuesday Whoever said, “All men are created equal”, has obviously never ever been to a nude beach!!
1:22 PM · Aug 6, 2013 from Port Elizabeth, South Africa·Twitter Web Client

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phillip ryan
@Phillberyan
Thought of the Day!!!.
Who ever said All Men are created Equal?
Has never been to a Nudist camp!
8:51 PM · Nov 23, 2014·Facebook

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Silly Statuses
November 28, 2014 ·
Whoever said, “All men are created equal”, has obviously never been to a nude beach

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Things To Do Before You Die
May 6, 2015 ·
Whoever said, all men are created equal.. obviously has never received any dick pics.
*No-name* 😛

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Carolina
May 11, 2015 ·
Those who say, “All men are created equal”, obviously have never received any dick pics.

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Mad As A March Hare
@twowitwowoo
Whoever said “All men are created equal” has never been to a nudist beach.
2:08 AM · May 28, 2015·Twitter Web Client

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Sean C.
@filmfreak75
Whoever said, “All men are created equal”, has obviously never been to a nude beach. —Rome Grant #InterestingWords
11:01 PM · Jun 9, 2015·Hootsuite

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Two Chicks, No Fucks, One Facepalm
July 3, 2015 ·
Whoever said, “All men are created equal”, obviously has never received any dick pics.
* $pecial K *

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AR
@Amanda_Ratigan
“Whoever said all men are created equal has never been in a locker room”
Jeff Foxworthy
5:54 PM · May 14, 2016·Twitter Web Client

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Sean C.
@filmfreak75
Whoever said, “All men are created equal”, has obviously never been to a nude beach. —Rome Grant #InterestingWords
11:01 PM · Oct 1, 2016·Hootsuite

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Tanja Bowers
September 27, 2018 ·
Whoever said all men were created equal has obviously never received dick pics
💯😂

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Sha Vargo
@ShadowTigrezz
Whoever said all men were created equal has obviously never received dick pics!!
1:49 AM · Oct 15, 2018·Facebook

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Ball Out
@Balloutium
Whoever said that All men are created equal,has never received any dick pics.
7:26 AM · Dec 11, 2018·Twitter Web Client

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Sha Vargo
@ShadowTigrezz
Whoever said all men were created equal has obviously never received dick pics!!
8:49 PM · Feb 18, 2019·Facebook

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The pleasure mistress
@BerniceLynBadu
Whoever said all men were created equal has obviously never received dick pics….
3:25 AM · Mar 24, 2019 from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe·Twitter for Android

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Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
Anyone who believes all men were created equal has obviously never been to a nudist beach.
2:59 AM · Jun 13, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
Anyone who believes all men were created equal has obviously never been to a nudist beach.
#Sillysaturday
#SaturdayThoughts
4:08 AM · Jun 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Mark Schoonmaker
@Mschoonma
Replying to @ThomasSowell
“Anyone who believes all men were created equal has never been in a men’s locker room”: Economist Jeff Foxworthy.
11:19 AM · Jul 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Poster based in Spain · October 25, 2020 ·
WHOEVER SAID ALL MEN WERE CREATED EQUAL HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER RECEIVED DICK PICS

“Whoever said all men were created equal has obviously never received dick pics!”