“Which vegetable do you stand in line for?”/“A queue cumber.”
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Wikipedia: Cucumber
Cucumber (Cucumis sativus) is a widely-cultivated creeping vine plant in the Cucurbitaceae family that bears usually cylindrical fruits, which are used as culinary vegetables. Considered an annual plant, there are three main varieties of cucumber — slicing, pickling, and burpless/seedless — within which several cultivars have been created.
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Gardener’s Union
Quiplash
Dec 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
Jim must’ve had this heavy response all lined up in his queue cumber. I still think he’s just gherkin us around.
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15/3 Puns
nemo
Mar 18, 2005, 4:59:11 PM
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Someone who arrives and joins a line: Queue Cumber.
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Raging Groaners
@RagingGroaners
Which vegetable is a hindrance to people waiting in line? A Queue-Cumber #raginggroaners
1:35 PM · Feb 23, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Sunil Greenway
@SunnyGreenway
Which vegetable likes to stand in line a lot? A queue-cumber
4:27 PM · Jun 21, 2012·Twitter for Android
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santab
@santabbbbb
what vegetable gets stuck in a shopping line ?? a queue cumber !! ha ha this is true !
8:24 PM · Dec 12, 2012·TweetDeck
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AD
@alloushz
Queue Comber: a person who combs the hair of people standing in a queue; he also likes cucumbers 😊
4:09 PM · Oct 25, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Nic ب_ب
@Catalyst1113
Yo what do ya call an ordered list of vegetables? A Queue-cumber
1:49 AM · Dec 14, 2013·Twitter for Android
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ursus maritimus
@originaljohnny
guys WHAT fruit/vegetable helps you make the best playlist?
a QUEUE-cumber!
DO U EVEN GET IT?!? OMG LOL
2:31 PM · Jul 24, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Jacob Denhollander
@JJ_Denhollander
Replying to @dadtellsjokes
What vegetable do British people line up for?
Queue-cumber
6:20 PM · Oct 6, 2017·Twitter for Android
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@babarganesh
what vegetable waits in line? a queue cumber.
11:00 PM · May 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Zan wants to travel ✈🌴😥
@ZanShep
What do you call a vegetable waiting in line?
A Queue-cumber
3:59 AM · Sep 30, 2018·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Jayrock122 February 16, 2019
What do you call 10 cucumbers in a line?
A queue-cumber
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Kallum Tierney
@TierneyKallum
What Vegetable Is Good At Waiting? A Queue-Cumber.
12:43 PM · Feb 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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🌈🇦🇺Writing Car Raver
@T_M_Shannon
Dad Joke Update
Why did the fungus get kicked out? It took up too mushroom
What vegetable likes to line up? Queue-cumber
What type of tubers tell the creepiest stories? Edgar Allen Potatoes
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4:01 AM · Feb 24, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Glas Data
@GlasData
It’s midweek, here’s something to make you smile.
Which vegetable loves to wait in a line?
A queue-cumber! 🥒
#GlasData #GlasCore #Agritech #Farming #WednesdayMotivation
10:57 AM · Aug 5, 2020·Twitter Web App
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J. Harry Caufield
@harry_caufield
What kind of vegetable is best to have while waiting in line?
A queue-cumber
4:36 PM · May 9, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Dziunia Ciechanoska
@lalakowska
Moje dziecko: “What do you call a line of vegetables? A queue-cumber.” Ma fazę na szmoncesy.
Translated from Polish by Google
My child: “What do you call a line of vegetables? A queue-cumber.” It has a shuffle phase.
4:41 PM · Jul 10, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Andybeast2000
@andybeast2000
Replying to @Ellars
Reminded me of one I hit my wife with last week.
She wanted me to get a cucumber at the store.
Just one, I ask.
Her: yes
Me: then you want a cumber
Her: what?
Me: can’t have a queue with only one
7:25 PM · Sep 2, 2021·Twitter Web App
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eduardee
@eduardee4
Replying to @jsemprostedivna
What do you call 10 cucumbers in a line?
A queue-cumber
8:42 AM · Oct 25, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Tania 🇸🇨🇲🇰🇫🇯🇧🇿
@saidy_tania
Just given my husband an English lesson. It’s Queue Cumber. Cucumber. 😂😂
3:30 PM · Jan 14, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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S://Sandipan
@iamsandipanbera
A Vegetable that’s always in line: Queue-cumber
7:57 AM · Jan 25, 2022·Twitter Web App
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ContentSepians
@ContentSepians
What vegetable makes you wait in line before you can eat it?
A queue-cumber
2:25 AM · May 23, 2022·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/PhilipWaterford June 26, 2022
Which vegetable do you stand in line for?
A queue cumber.