“Which Kebab do you want?”/“Kalmi maybe.”

“Kalmi” kebab sounds a little like “call me.” There have been puns with the Carly Rae Jepsen song “Call Me Maybe.”
 
“Half-cooked kebab - kalmi maybe” was posted on Twitter on September 2, 2012. “What kind of Kabab is this..?” “Kalmi maybe” was posted on Twitter on September 10, 2012. “Which Kabab do you want?  Kalmi maybe” was posted on Twitter on March 26, 2014.
 
       
Wikipedia: Kebab
Kalmi
Kalmi kebab a popular snack in Indian cuisine. The dish is made by marinating chicken drumsticks and placing them in a tandoor. Various kinds of freshly ground Indian spices are added to the yogurt used for the marination of the chicken. When prepared, the drumsticks are usually garnished with mint leaves and served with onions and Indian bread.
 
Wikipedia: Call Me Maybe
“Call Me Maybe” is a song recorded by Canadian singer-songwriter Carly Rae Jepsen for her EP Curiosity (2012) which also appears on her international debut studio album, Kiss (2012). The song was written by Jepsen and Tavish Crowe as a folk song, but its genre was modified to pop following the production by Josh Ramsay. It was released as the lead single from the EP on September 20, 2011, through 604 Records. Jepsen was signed to Schoolboy Records, releasing her single in the United States through the label, as the first single from Kiss. Musically, “Call Me Maybe” is a pop and teen pop track that alludes to the inconvenience that a love at first sight brings to a girl who hopes for a call back from a new crush.
   
Twitter 
zibsko
@YaavanoObba
Half-cooked kebab - kalmi maybe
12:29 AM - 2 Sep 2012
 
Twitter
Arjun
@_rjun
“What kind of Kabab is this..?” “Kalmi maybe”
3:44 PM - 10 Sep 2012
   
Twitter
Jay
@CruciFire
“Hey I am a Kebab wala and this is crazy, if you wanna eat some, Kalmi maybe?”  #tandoorisongs   #fb
1:08 AM - 3 Dec 2012
   
Twitter
FarazMir
@teknotrise
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy.. here’s some kabab.. kalmi, maybe? #PaagalPun #PJVuitton
3:55 AM - 7 Mar 2014
 
Twitter
Abhishek Upadhya
@_logik
Which Kabab do you want?
Kalmi maybe.
2:29 AM - 26 Mar 2014
 
Twitter
Kritarth Srinivasan
@ComicCurry
Guys at Kebab shop - Sir, which Kebab would u like?
Me - Kalmi Maybe.
#OkSorry
2:13 PM - 28 Nov 2015
 
Twitter
20 May
@beeshmoy
“Sir, kebab kaunsa?”
“Hey, I just met u and this is crazy, here’s my number. So Kalmi maybe”
12:41 PM - 23 Jun 2016
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
What did one kebab say to the other after exchanging phone numbers? (self.dadjokes)
submitted April 10, 2018 by Vishal_m
“Kalmi maybe”