“When vegetables get a vasectomy they get the parsnip”

“Parsnip” sounds to some people, perhaps, like “parts snip.” “A parsnip is also the best vegetable for performing dad’s vasectomy” was posted on Twitter on April 27, 2012. “FACT! A vegetable vasectomy is known as a Parsnip” was posted on Twitter on February 17, 2013. “Of course the best vegetable to eat after a vasectomy is a parsnip” was posted on Twitter on November 20, 2014.
 
“When vegetables get a vasectomy they get the parsnip” was posted on Twitter by Gary Miller on June 12, 2018.
 
   
Wikipedia: Parsnip
The parsnip (Pastinaca sativa) is a root vegetable closely related to the carrot and parsley. It is a biennial plant usually grown as an annual. Its long, tuberous root has cream-colored skin and flesh; and left in the ground to mature, it becomes sweeter in flavor after winter frosts.
 
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Vicky Video
@VickyDuncalf
Replying to @enanram
A parsnip is also the best vegetable for performing dad’s vasectomy.  @enanram @benedictfarse
2:39 AM - 27 Apr 2012
     
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Berty Harry
@BertGoldsmith
FACT! A vegetable vasectomy is known as a Parsnip.
7:00 PM - 17 Feb 2013
   
Twitter
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!...Dan!!!........DAN!!!
@DanPeroni
Of course the best vegetable to eat after a vasectomy is a parsnip.
12:54 PM - 20 Nov 2014
   
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Chris Budd
@ovationchris
Q: What is a vasectomy surgeon’s favourite vegetable?
A: A parsnip
3:50 AM - 5 Nov 2015
 
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(((EU Citizen Jim)))
@tsetse97
Parsnip (n): the distance a root vegetable can travel in the time it takes a surgeon to perform a vasectomy.
11:03 AM - 24 Dec 2015
 
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Gary Miller
@gazgagsman
When vegetables get a vasectomy they get the parsnip
#tuesdaytitters
3:21 AM - 12 Jun 2018