“When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that stays shut”

“When one door closes, another opens” is an old saying about an opportunity lost and one gained. A joke about ending a bad experience was posted on Twitter by CherrySlushie‏ on December 13, 2011:
 
“When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.”
 
This jocular version has been printed on many images.
 
   
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CherrySlushie‏
@Cherrym_1982
When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.
8:13 PM - 13 Dec 2011
 
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Bruno Gunn‏
@brunogunn
When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bit*h stays shut. #positive
3:57 PM - 1 Jan 2012
     
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LisaHelton9‏
@lisahelton9
“ quoted Cherry: When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.” Classic me!!
8:32 PM - 24 Sep 2012
 
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Shanna Moakler‏
@ShannaMoakler
“When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.”
9:44 PM - 18 Feb 2014
 
20 April 2014, Green Bay (WI) Press Gazette, “Howard home to numerous new restaurants,” pg. 1:
Aside from its food, Timsan’s is known for sardonic and ironic sayings on its signboard, such as “It’s too cold to change the sign” and “When one door closes ... get a hammer ... and nail it shut.”
 
Me.Me
WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO GET A HAMMER AND NAILS TO MAKE SURE THAT BITCH STAYS SHUT KUSHANDWIZDOM MEME
FOUND @ 4000 LIKES ON 2016-11-11 09:12:23 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
 
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lorraine Jo King‏
@LahLahBean
#funny #quotes
When one door closes sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. 😏
11:55 AM - 6 Feb 2018