“When a woman puts me in the friend zone, I immediately borrow money from her”

Do true friend let you borrow money and never pay it back. Jay posted this joke on Twitter on September 27, 2013:
 
“When a woman puts me in the friend zone the first thing I do is borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.”
 
Jay re-posted the joke on Twitter on December 12, 2014, with “When” changed to “If”:
 
“If a woman puts me in the friend zone I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.”
   
       
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Jay
@DirtMcTurd
When a woman puts me in the friend zone the first thing I do is borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.
4:59 PM - 27 Sep 2013
   
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Maximus Meridius.
@kejimicheal
When a lady friendzones me, the first thing I do is borrow money from her and never pay it back bcos that’s what friends do.
1:44 AM - 28 Sep 2013
 
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BA
@BilalAijazz
When a woman puts me in the friend zone the first thing I do is borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.
3:47 AM - 28 Sep 2013
   
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Mys Ter G
@gerrie10111
When a girl says she just wants to be friends borrow R500 from her and never pay it back because thats what friends do
4:06 AM - 28 Sep 2013
     
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Jay
@DirtMcTurd
If a woman puts me in the friend zone I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.
4:20 PM - 12 Dec 2014
 
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STRIPE
@MRHONEST2JSG
If a woman puts me in the friend zone I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.
7:20 AM - 13 Dec 2014
   
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@Callmekachi___
If a woman puts me in the friend zone I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do
4:46 PM - Oct 29, 2015 · Ikeja, Nigeria
 
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The Last of His Name
@kizzilah
If a woman puts me in the friend zone, I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.
11:46 AM - 12 Jul 2018