“What’s the sleepiest thing at the Thanksgiving table?”/“Nap-kins.”
A riddle about the Thanksgiving table is:
Q: What’s the sleepiest thing at the Thanksgiving table?
A: Nap-kins.
The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006.
Brownielocks—Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddles, etc. (November 17, 2006)
22. What’s the sleepiest thing at the Thanksgiving table?
NAP-kins
Twitter
Big Meech ✊🏿 🇵🇷
@VersacePapi
What is the sleepiest thing at a #thanksgiving table??........Nap-Kins…kids be funny a shit lol
4:47 PM - 25 Nov 2010
Google Books
The Happy Classroom:
From Ha-Ha to A-Ha
By Janet Aaker Smith
Marion, IL: Pieces of Learning
2011
Pg. 87:
What’s the sleepiest thing at the Thanksgiving table?
Nap-kins.
Twitter
Bill Helton
@7colonel7
Corny joke…What is the sleepiest thing on THANKSGIVING? Nap kins!
6:01 PM - 21 Nov 2011
Twitter
oasiskzoo
@oasiskzoo
What’s the sleepiest thing at the Thanksgiving Table? Nap-kins
10:40 AM - 23 Nov 2011
Mom Junction
90 Funny Thanksgiving Day Jokes For Kids
ARSHI ON NOVEMBER 3, 2015
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Joke 76:
Q. What’s the sleepiest thing at Thanksgiving dinner?
A. The nap-kins!
Google Books
The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids
By Whee Winn
Grand Rapids, MI: Zonderkidz
2016
Pg. ?:
What’s the sleepiest thing at Thanksgiving dinner?
The napkins.