“What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school?”/“The multiplication table.”
A school riddle is:
Q: What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school?
A: The multiplication table.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1957.
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The Year-Round Party Book
By William Playford Young and Horace J Gardner
Philadelphia, PA: Lippincott
1957
Pg. 7:
What is the longest piece of furniture? The multiplication table.
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Jokes, Puns, and Riddles
By David Allen Clark
Illustrated by Lionel Kalish
Garden City, NY: Doubleday
1968
Pg. 160:
Question: What’s the longest piece of furniture in the world?
Answer: The multiplication table.
30 September 1974. Indianapolis (IN) News, “Mini Jokes,” The Mini Page, pg. 3, col. 1:
Q. What’s the longest piece of furniture in the world?
A. The multiplication table.
—James Wallace, Indianapolis
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July 1983, Boys’ Life, “Think & Grin,” pg. 74, col. 2:
Mabel: What is the longest piece of furniture in the world?
Abel: I don’t know. What?
Mabel: The multiplication table. — Francois Antebi, Greenwich, Conn.
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Best Ever Classroom Jokes:
Because some of us never grow up
By Mike Haskins
London, UK: Pavilion Books
2015
Pg. ?:
What’s the longest piece of furniture in the world?
The multiplication table.
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