“What’s the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?” (joke)
A soprano riddle is:
Q: What’s the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?
A: Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche.
A Porsche is an expensive car; Ferrari and Lamborghini have also been used in the joke. The riddle was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on June 12, 1992.
Google Groups: rec.humor
Music Jokes
Perry Tarantine
6/12/92
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What’s the difference between a soprano and a Porche? Most musicians have never been inside a porche.
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4/12/94
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What is the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?
Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche.
Google Books
The Quorum
By Joshua Cohen
Prague, Czech Republic: Twisted Spoon Press
2005
Pg. 140:
She’s a soprano — aren’t you dear? and what’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a soprano? Most musicians have never been inside a Lamborghini, hahahaha.
Twitter
Melissa T. Rocha
@Memaloose
@arsaureum What’s the difference between a Soprano & a Porsche? Most trumpet players have never been in a Porsche. Ba da Boom.
1:21 PM - 17 Jul 2009
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Christian Friday
@Its_CFriday
Whats the difference between a soprano and a ferrari ? Most musicians have never been inside a ferrari
7:28 PM - 23 Jan 2010
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Music Pick Up Lines
@CMPickupLines
What’s the difference between a soprano and a Porsche? Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche 😉
2:16 PM - 25 Mar 2015
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What’s the difference between a soprano and a porsche?
submitted December 17, 2017 by BigDubbz
Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche