“What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?”/“About three decibels.”
Trumpet playing can be loud, and a popular joke is:
Q: What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A: About three decibels.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2000.
Google Groups: alt.music.makers.soloact
My friends set these along
Beej&John
10/2/00
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Q: What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A: About three decibels.
Google Groups: rec.music.makers.guitar.jazz
more musician jokes
Kevin Van Sant
1/15/01
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Q: What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A: About three decibels.
Google Groups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
OT: Music Humor
DDay
3/15/01
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Q: What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A: About three decibels.
Twitter
LaurenJeanie Simpson
@LaurenJeanieS
What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
About three decibels. Me: nah its less than that :D even with a st mute
5:31 PM - 1 Jan 2010
Twitter
MusicianHumor
@JokesBoutMusic
Q: What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A: About three decibels.
3:38 AM - 18 Jan 2015