“What vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?”/“Beets me.”

A riddle/joke about vegetables at Thanksgiving dinner is:
 
Q: What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Beets me!
 
The Thanksgiving joke has been cited in print since at least 2006.
 
   
Thanksgiving Jokes (February 20, 2006)
18. What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
Beets me!
   
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Drew
11/22/06
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What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
Beets me!
 
Matchdoctor
Short Thanksgiving Jokes
posted 11/25/2008 8:13:58 AM
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What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
Beets me!
 
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HAPPY CANADIAN THANKSGIVING
tinkerbell
10/12/09
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18. What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
Beets me!
 
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Bill Helton
‏@7colonel7
Corny joke…What kind of veggies would you like on THANKSGIVING?  BEETS me!
10:56 PM - 13 Nov 2011
 
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90 Funny Thanksgiving Day Jokes For Kids
ARSHI ON NOVEMBER 3, 2015
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Joke 49:
Q. What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Beets me!
 
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What Vegetables Would You Like With Your Thanksgiving Dinner? Beets Me! http://careers.college.indiana.edu/blog/2016/11/02/what-vegetables-would-you-like-with-your-thanksgiving-dinner-beets-me/ …
9:55 AM - 2 Nov 2016
   
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Q: What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Beets me!