“What kind of vegetable is jealous?”/“A green bean.”
People get “green” with envy, and there’s a vegetable riddle:
Q: What kind of vegetable is jealous?
A: A green bean.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2006.
Sumo Nova
Original Family Friendly Jokes About Vegetables
September 27, 2006 by Editor
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Q: What kind of vegetable is jealous?
A: A green bean!
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Stuart Robinson
Taken on October 16, 2011
What kind of vegetable is jealous?
A green bean!
Healthy Times
Seasoning’s Greetings
DEC 27TH, 2011
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From John-Christian:
What kind of vegetable is jealous? A green bean!
Twitter
Mann’s
@VeggiesMadeEasy
What kind of vegetable is jealous?
... A Green Bean!
10:30 AM - 9 Jan 2012
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Jess Morgan
@MorganBotanical
What kind of vegetable is jealous?—>A green bean!
10:55 AM - 12 Jan 2012
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Daily Groaner
@DailyGroaner
Q: What kind of vegetable is jealous? A: A green bean! #jokes #humor #funny
1:25 PM - 7 Jun 2012
The Dispatch (Lexington, NC)
Vegetables will soon be on parade
By Page H. Onorato
Posted Jun 17, 2014 at 2:52 PM
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5. What kind of vegetable is jealous?
D. A green bean
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carrot rewards
@carrot_rewards
What kind of vegetable is jealous? ...A green bean! #veggiejokes #WellnessRewarded
7:31 AM - 21 Jul 2016