“What does breast milk taste like?”/“Umami.”
“Umami” (one of the five basic tastes) sounds like “yo’ mommy.” The Wikipedia “umami” entry states that human breast milk has this flavor. Naturally, there are some jokes.
“My wife was wondering what her breast milk tastes like, so she asked the baby. And he told her…Umami” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 5, 2017. “What does breast milk taste like?”/“Umami” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 18, 2019.
Wikipedia: Umami
Umami (/uːˈmɑːmi/, from Japanese: うま味 [ɯmami]) or savory taste is one of the five basic tastes (together with sweetness, sourness, bitterness, and saltiness). It has been described as savory and is characteristic of broths and cooked meats.
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Foods that have a strong umami flavor include broths, gravies, soups, shellfish, fish and fish sauces, tomatoes, mushrooms, hydrolysed vegetable protein, meat extract, yeast extract, cheeses, soy sauce, and human breast milk.
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Magical Boy Dan ✰
@FauloLio
http://jezebel.com/testicles-have-taste-receptors-do-with-that-what-you-w-645425792 Okay.
(“sweet” and “umami” tho. That’s what breast milk tastes like… °-°)
11:06 AM · Jul 2, 2013·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Jack Sofalot
@kahseng95
Replying to @Wayne9295
@Wayne9295 how you know breast milk taste like umami then?
11:04 AM · Aug 24, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Annette Maggi
@annettemaggi
Chef Koetke suggesting breast milk taste tests at FCP Napa workshop to prove infants exposed to umami. #fcpatl14
1:29 PM · Oct 18, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/daveberzack February 5, 2017
My wife was wondering what her breast milk tastes like, so she asked the baby. And he told her…
Umami.
Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot
@dadbot2000
My wife was wondering what her breast milk tastes like, so she asked the baby. And he told her… Umami. http://ift.tt/2lctcU9
2:18 PM · Feb 5, 2017·IFTTT
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Hormel Acupuncture
@gothsartre
Replying to @dangerousneil
wikipedia describes human breast milk as having strong umami flavour
2:20 PM · Aug 1, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Zakluor August 18, 2019
What does breast milk taste like?
Umami.