“What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?”/” Lots.”
A popular real estate riddle is:
Q: What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?
A: Lots.
The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1976. “What does an auctioneer need to know?”/“Lots” is a similar riddle.
Google Books
Biggest Riddle Book in the World, Part 2
By Joseph Rosenbloom
New York, NY: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
1976
Pg. 165:
What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?
Lots.
5 July 1978, Xenia (OH) Daily Gazette, “Riddles,” The Western Star Countian Magazine, pg. 12, col. 3:
What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?
Lots.
11 July 1980, The Daily News (Huntingdon, PA), “Riddles,” The Rayston Outlook, pg. 3, col. 1:
What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?
Lots.
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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?
Lots. (Kid’s Jokes)
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Date Added: 11/10/2007
Joke: What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?Lots.
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