“What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?”/“The collie-wobbles.”
Jelly wobbles, and a riddle is:
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
A: The collie-wobbles.
“Collywobbles” means a stomachache or anxiety, fear. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1978.
“What wobbles and flies?”/“A jellycopter” is another jelly riddle.
Wiktionary: Collywobbles
Noun
collywobbles
1. (plural only, informal) Stomachache. [From 1823]
2. (plural only, informal) Anxiety, fear
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The Crack-A-Joke Book
Harmondsworth, UK: Penguin Books
1978
Pg. 48:
What do you get when you cross a jelly with a sheep dog?
Collie-wobbles.
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Linguistics for Students of Literature
By Elizabeth Closs Traugott
New York, NY: Harcourt Brace Jovanovich
1980
Pg. 264:
What do you get when you cross a jelly with a sheepdog? (Collie-wobbles.) (Collie-wobbles = American “growling stomach.”)
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Stan Kegel
12/21/02
Tom Carr wrote:
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> > What do you get if you cross a jelly and a sheepdog?
> > Right answer: Collie Wobbles!
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Penguin Pocket Jokes
By David Pickering
London, UK: Penguin Books
2006
Pg. ?:
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a plate of jelly?
Collie-wobbles.
6 August 2006, Sunday Mail (Glasgow, Scotland), “Funnies,” pg. 3:
What do you get when you cross a jelly with a sheepdog?
Collie-wobbles.
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !
1:47 PM - 13 Jan 2010
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
jelly ?
The collie wobbles !
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1:03 AM - 30 Jan 2018