“What do you call thistle that grows in far away places?”/“Thattle.”

“Thistle” seems to imply the existence of “thattle,” like the words “this” and “that.”
   
“Are you sure that’s a thistle?  Looks more like a thattle to me…” was posted on Twitter by Romeo Vitelli on September 18, 2013. “The existence of a thistle necessarily implies the existence of a thattle as posited by classic rock and roll number ‘thattle be the day.’ Whether this hypothetical weed would be as prickly as its factual counterpart is unknown. All I know is, this rash is getting worse” was posted on Twitter by Matthew Craig on August 4, 2019.
 
A riddle was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on November 5, 2020:
     
Q: What do you call thistle that grows in far away places?
A: Thattle.
   
   
Wikipedia: Thistle
Thistle is the common name of a group of flowering plants characterised by leaves with sharp prickles on the margins, mostly in the family Asteraceae. Prickles can also occur all over the plant – on the stem and on the flat parts of the leaves. These prickles are an adaptation that protects the plant from being eaten by herbivores. Typically, an involucre with a clasping shape similar to a cup or urn subtends each of a thistle’s flowerheads.
               
Twitter
Romeo Vitelli
@rvitelli
Replying to @scalzi
@scalzi Are you sure that’s a thistle?  Looks more like a thattle to me…
9:51 PM · Sep 18, 2013·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Jennifer H
@SuperJenH
Thistle or Thattle #BetterCrayolaColors
@midnight
2:08 AM · Apr 1, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
tariq_shah
@tariqshwa
thistle is nice, but what about…thattle?
4:21 PM · Sep 6, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Josh Frumkin
@jfrumkin
Replying to @rafferbee and @letshangtime
In order to win as much as you do you need to know a bit about thistle and thattle
9:40 PM · May 31, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Matthew Craig
@TheMatthewCraig
The existence of a thistle necessarily implies the existence of a thattle as posited by classic rock and roll number “thattle be the day”
Whether this hypothetical weed would be as prickly as its factual counterpart is unknown. All I know is, this rash is getting worse.
10:45 AM · Aug 4, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/MunDaneCook November 5, 2020
What do you call thistle that grows in far away places?
thattle
 
Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
What do you call thistle that grows in far away places?... thattle
3:50 PM · Nov 5, 2020·IFTTT