“What do you call the man who shreds your cheese at a restaurant?”/“A grate guy.”
Is the waiter who comes to your table with a shredder and adds parmesan cheese to your dish a grate (great) guy?
“I have a lot of time for the man that comes around just to prepare my cheese. He’s a grate guy” was posted on Twitter by tazeeyore on July 23, 2012. “I’m going to insist my daughter marry a cheese shredder. So I know she has a grate guy…” was posted on Twitter by vaguelee on May 12, 2014. “What do you call the man who shreds your cheese at a restaurant? Not sure, but he seems like a grate guy” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 14, 2021.
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tazeeyore
@Tazeeyore
I have a lot of time for the man that comes around just to prepare my cheese.
He’s a grate guy.
10:17 AM · Jul 23, 2012·Seesmic
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Señor Magnificent
@Hendersonz
The Cheese man died recently, he was such a grate guy :( #Cheesepuns
10:35 AM · Apr 12, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Rebecca
@RebeccaaLiddle
I made this joke myself:The grater said to the cheese “your starting to cheese me off ” the cheese said"and I thought you were a grate guy”
5:26 PM · Oct 29, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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vaguelee
@vagueleeUNEZ
I’m going to insist my daughter marry a cheese shredder. So I know she has a grate guy…
5:48 PM · May 12, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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SLIM ♥
@princeofpanache
I told the cheese grater guy he was a grate guy all he said was thanks
9:00 PM · Mar 1, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Jake Cameron
@_jameron
*Auditions for new cheese grater ad*
Judge: So, why should we hire you for this role?
Me: *winking* lets just say i’m a.. “grate” guy
5:31 PM · May 30, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Rannug Llats
@RunnagL
I had a friend who could shred cheese just by rubbing it against his skin. He was such a grate guy.
5:49 AM · May 6, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Abominable Doll
@AbominableDoll
Asked boyfriend to pass me the cheese and cheese grater during dinner today and he grated it onto my plate for me instead then just looked up and said “I’m a grate guy”
Gonna hafta marry him
7:57 PM · Sep 9, 2021·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/buckit_head October 14, 2021
What do you call the man who shreds your cheese at a restaurant?
Not sure, but he seems like a grate guy.
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just a bot
@the_alphaman_
What do you call the man who shreds your cheese at a restaurant?
Not sure, but he seems like a grate guy.
#humour
8:19 PM · Oct 14, 2021·Kipruto